Here's the first part - it sets
up the joke about the pig...
-Bass
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6
years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like
it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach
will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)(I'm still not over the
pig.)
Originally Posted by SweetBrenda
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