Ok,

here it is:

8:45 pm - Applied four sprays of TE to neck area, covered with a lot of Acqua di Gio. Also, applied

four sprays of Chikara, one to wrists rubbed together and three to neck. So, stinking like a perfume factory I set

off quite unperturbed.

I can't say I have any outstanding hits to report here, but in the name of science

everything must be recorded. Yawn!

9:10pm -. Met friend in pub, he was quite chatty but he isn't a quiet guy so

no surprises there. Female comes to meet us. She is hot. She kissed me three times on the cheeks as a greeting. Not

sure what that was all about, first time she did that, although she did wish me happy new year so that must have

been it. She is super animated for the rest of the night. This surprised me. Before she was quiet.

9:20pm - Hot

barmaid "bumps" into me collecting glasses. Seemed very pleased to see me, kept glancing at me when she though I

wasn't noticing. Not sure what to make of her...she's way too pretty for me.

10:15 pm - Woman pinches my arse

as she walks by. Strange because I've met her a few times and I'm almost certain she's a lesbian.

10:50pm -

Change of bar. Within 10 minutes of arriving a fight brakes out right next to me. Did they smell all that 'none on

me?

12am - Bar closes, go to club. Super animation girl blows me a kiss goodbye, this is new.

1am - Met

Spanish girl of North African descent. She was beautiful. We talked for a while in spite of the smoke and noise. She

was sitting right up next to me, touching my thighs. Certainly not afraid of the stank.

1:30am - Refresh my

Acqua di Gio in the toilet. Italian girl friend of mine came in, made an immediate beeline for me on the middle of

the dancefloor. Very nice. She is gorgeous = everybody jealous = good.

Danced the rest of the night away without

any further points of note except a boobing from a female friend, don't think she's done that before.

Upon

going home, our taxi stopped at the Italian girl's house. Just me and her...I live further away.

Her: "Are you

going home?"
Me: "I suppose so"
Her: "Are you walking or going in the taxi?"
Me: "In the taxi"

She then gave

me a pile of money to get home and kissed me goodbye.
Did she want to invite me in? Or did she just want to know

how much money she needed to give me for the taxi?

Anyway, not very exciting...perhaps no real hits, but I think

the interesting thing is no one seemed afraid of my stank. I must have really stunk of cologne but girls were still

invading my personal space. I might tone it down in future, however. Just to make them come closer if they want to

smell more!