A World Without Humor ....

[MOBLEYC57]

.... and

chocolate would suck!!!!!

WOMEN!



Act I:

A three year old little boy was examining and playing with his testicles

while taking a bath.

"Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"

Mama answered, "Not yet!"



Act II:

An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of

authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly.



He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"

Helen looks him

over, "Nope."

Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"



Helen looks again, "Nope, 'fraid not."

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks

back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice

anything DIFFERENT now!?"

Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's been hangind down for two

years now, it's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."



Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN!!!? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT

MY NEW BOOTS!"

To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a damn hat!"

[Scott]

Good post, the ACT II gag is a

cracker

[MOBLEYC57]

WOMEN RULES FOR MEN

1. The Female always

makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can

possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change

some or all of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant

misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)
7. (If Rule 6 applies, the

Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)
8. The Female can change her mind at any given

point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without an express written consent from the

Female.