Where do you hide the 'mones?

[esk6969]

I

can't be the only guy facing this. What do you do what all of these bottles of different concoctions if you are in

an LTR like me (married, actually)? I assume these will be more effective on my wife if I don't tell her "I'm

going to purchase some human extracted pheromone products, and then apply them to myself in order to trigger

subliminal sexual reactions from you until you respond like an animal in heat." To make things more difficult, I

don't even normally wear cologne, but I've asked for some for xmas to provide cover.

So then, how

would you recommend I hide/apply this stuff such that I can experiment to see what works best on the SO, without the

SO knowing about it?

[Surreal]

First get a nice wood box with a

lock. Then get some stickers which say 'enigmatic box of forbiddin mystery'. That should keep anyone's suspicsion

down.

J/K!!!! LOL

No for real... I been wanting to do this. Get that cool wooden box... no lock. Then get

some foam so your bottles stay in there without rolling around, leaking, for bumping. (make holes in the foam...

I'm a smartass) Then get some unmarked bottles, or tear off the labels of ur mones. Replace the labels with new

labels in ur own hand writing which say 'exp. # 1' or simular. So when askes tell her that you like to experiment

making your own 'uber' fragrence. To you get the gist?

[integra]

put it inside your toolbox is ..

Women never goes through toolbox. But dig up the tools and then put it so it's hard to find. and yeah change the

labels to mm .. winDEX hehe

[Gegogi]

I'm a hardcore photo buff and

have a lockable gun cabinet filled with camera bodies and lenses. I hide them in there behind an 300mm F2.8

telephoto.

[belgareth]

My office and shop for my

business are in my house. My desk is utterly off limits to everybody. Even the house cleaner doesn't go near it. My

mones are in one of the drawers.

[tim929]

To quote an earlier post from

integra...

put it inside your toolbox is .. Women never goes through toolbox. But dig up the tools and then put

it so it's hard to find. and yeah change the labels to mm .. winDEX hehe

My mom was the only person in the

house that even knew what tools were for.Quite the handyman was she.She could even do electrical and plumbing,and

concrete and framing in a pinch.So in the toolbox might not be the best option.

[Silver]

Everybody needs a screwdriver now

and again.

I'd suggest a desk drawer no one goes in, or, OOO I always wanted one of these, a hollow

book!

Hmm, maybe I'll get one hehehe.
~Silver

[TRock]

take the labels off the bottle, go

to a store that sell colognes and get some free mini samples (the ones that are shaped like bottles). i get free

mini samples of colgne from sephora everytime i go. mix them all together with your regular stuff and you can keep

it in plain view.

what's more important to me is figuring a way to carry the bottles around to like a club

without having to carry like 3 different bottles for combos and having the security guard grill you about "what this

is". anybody have suggestions on that?

[Watcher]

in plain sight is the best option

- grab one of these atomisers (of course the black ones that come with perception or the other ones bruce sells this

only works for spray ones)

Put a label on it that says essential oil based colonge or something similar and

if you enter a relationship hide the pheromone box etc - if you dont feel like hiding it in plain site its just a

colonge for all she knows - stick it in plain sight if questioned just say its one you picked up at a market a while

back - homemade essential oil laced colonge (im sure you guys can pass a straight face) and after that as long as

she doesnt use it it should be fine.

[Knuuttipukki]

I don´t hide my mones

either...

[Friendly1]

Women snoop, even when you

don't think they are. Just take the labels off and keep the bottles with the rest of your colognes. If they ask

why you removed the labels, just smile.

[Pheroman]

I leave them on plain sight, on

my desk, in my car, in my jacket...no snoopers has yet to ask me what they are...or maybe they're talking behing my

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