Uninitiate needs expert advice from women

[bjf]

Let me define a few terms for the uninitiated. You guys keep throwing the words cocky, confident,

arrogant and self-absorbed as if they all mean the same thing. They don't.

Confident is thinking you're

the shit.
Cocky is acting like you're the shit.
Arrogant is acting like you're shit's hotter than everyone

else's shit, and that you're so much better than everyone else.
Self-absorbed is talking about nothing but how

you're the shit.

Which category do I fit into?

[Silver]

bjf, I believe the answer is

dumbass

Awww, poor babe.

~Silver