A Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong.

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WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
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> > HUSBAND: Definitely not!
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> > WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?
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> > HUSBAND: Of course I do.
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> > WIFE: Then why wouldn't you

remarry?
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> > HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
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> > WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her

face).
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> > HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan)
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> > WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
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HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
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> > WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
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> > HUSBAND: That

would seem like the proper thing to do.
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> > WIFE: Would you play golf with her?
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> > HUSBAND: I guess

so.
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> > WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
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> > HUSBAND: No, she's left handed.
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> > WIFE: - - -

Silence - - -
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> > HUSBAND: Shit!

[Surreal]

hahahaha BUSTED!!!!!!!