smeg·ma, n.
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sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

The key is precum, wang sweat, shishi, etc., must collect and fester/ferment long enough to form a cheesy

substance. At that point it begins to stink. I wonder if a few dabs behind the ears will repel or attract women? Of

course women may assume you've just had a gay experience if the stink radiates from anywhere but your wang area.