50 Rules For Women

[MOBLEYC57]

This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew...




1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

2. Don't cut

your hair. Ever.

3. Don't make us guess.

4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an

answer you don't want to hear.

5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

6. He's never

thinking about "The Relationship."

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every

other cat.

8. Dogs are better than cats.

9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the

tides. Let it be.

10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.

11. Anything you wear is fine.

Really.

12. You have enough clothes.

13. You have too many shoes.

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you

must, but don't expect us to like it.

15. Your brother is an idiot.

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints

don't work.

17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

18.

Share the bathroom

19. Share the closet.

20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

21. A headache

that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.



23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

24. Check your oil.

25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months

ago is inadmissible in an argument.

26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

27.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than

peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

29. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective

than deceived.

30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap

opera guys.

31. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

32.

Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell

us how you want it done-not both.

34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain

about having their boobs stared at.

35. Don't make 50 rules when 35 will do.

[Surreal]

29. Don't

fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

nothing angers me more..........

[MOBLEYC57]

nothing angers me

more..........

Surreal, some things in life, you're just gonna have to accept. Someone once wrote ... "Women

and cats are going to do as they please, so men and dogs might as well get use to it." Something like that ... it

has to do with making the man feel good or something like that.

And .... in 100 years, none of this

will matter none.

[belgareth]

Surreal,

somethings in life, you're just gonna have to accept. Someone once wrote ... "Women and cats are going to do as

they please, so men and dogs might as well get use to it." Something like that ... it has to do with making the man

feel good or something like that.

And .... in 100 years, none of this will matter none.

My dad was really good at telling me to either accept something I didn't like and learn to deal with it or to go

elsewhere and look for something better. Bitching about it or getting upset never helps, especially when dealing

with women or cats.

[MOBLEYC57]

My dad was

really good at telling me to either accept something I didn't like and learn to deal with it or to go elsewhere and

look for something better. Bitching about it or getting upset never helps, especially when dealing with women or

cats.

Hope you listen to your dad's good advice, Bel.

[belgareth]

Hope you

listen to your dad's good advice, Bel.

It took a while to sink into my thick skull but after a

while I got the idea.