nothing angers me more..........29. Don't
fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew...
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
2. Don't cut
your hair. Ever.
3. Don't make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. He's never
thinking about "The Relationship."
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every
other cat.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine.
Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you
must, but don't expect us to like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints
don't work.
17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
18.
Share the bathroom
19. Share the closet.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache
that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24. Check your oil.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months
ago is inadmissible in an argument.
26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
27.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than
peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
29. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective
than deceived.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap
opera guys.
31. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
32.
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell
us how you want it done-not both.
34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain
about having their boobs stared at.
35. Don't make 50 rules when 35 will do.
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
nothing angers me more..........29. Don't
fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
"The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways, by force!"
Surreal, some things in life, you're just gonna have to accept. Someone once wrote ... "WomenOriginally Posted by Surreal
and cats are going to do as they please, so men and dogs might as well get use to it." Something like that ... it
has to do with making the man feel good or something like that.
And .... in 100 years, none of this
will matter none.
Last edited by MOBLEYC57; 12-06-2004 at 04:14 PM.
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Originally Posted by MOBLEYC57
My dad was really good at telling me to either accept something I didn't like and learn to deal with it or to go
elsewhere and look for something better. Bitching about it or getting upset never helps, especially when dealing
with women or cats.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Hope you listen to your dad's good advice, Bel.Originally Posted by belgareth
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
It took a while to sink into my thick skull but after aOriginally Posted by MOBLEYC57
while I got the idea.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
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