How Women and Men shower differently!

[vette8113]

How Women and Men shower differently!

How to Shower Like a Woman...........

Take off clothing and place it

in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you

see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
make

mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,
leg cloth, long

loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
shampoo with 43 added

vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner

enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial
scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of

body with ginger nut and
jaffa cake body wash.


Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.



Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of

shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wipe up any water that got on the floor.

Wrap hair

in super absorbent towel.

Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing

gown
and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas.



How to Shower

Like a Man............

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of
the bed and leave them in a pile.



Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener
at her making the 'woo-woo'

sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch
your behind.



Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the


water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
shower.

Spend majority of time washing

privates and
surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt
hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash

your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail

to notice water on floor because curtain
was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror

again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around

waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake
wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw

wet towel on bed.

[top_dawwgs]

lmao. thats awesome. I would

have to agree with that. geez. is every guy the same way?

[Surreal]

I dont get it? lol

[DrSmellThis]

Funny as sh*t.

[j5fakt0r]

Other than pissing in the

shower, that's pretty much what I do... o and if I had a wife I'm sure i'd make "woo woo" sounds and shake my

thang!

[Surreal]

Or do the Jeff Foxworthy thing

and hang your wash cloth on your flagstaff and go "honey, have you seen the wash cloth?"

lol