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    Question Osama ... Still In The Game!

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    After

    numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush and John

    Kerry each the same letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

    They opened the

    letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
    "S370HSSV-0773H," and signed "Love, Osama."

    Kerry was

    baffled, so he copied it and mailed it to John Edwards.

    Edwards and his advisors had no clue either, so they

    sent it to the Democratic National Committee.

    Bush was baffled, so he copied it and mailed it to Dick Cheney.



    Cheney and his advisors had no clue either, so they sent it to the Republican National Committee.

    No one

    could solve it, so it went to the National Education Association and then to MIT.

    Kerry sent it to Michael

    Dukakis who then sent it to Teddy Kennedy.

    Bush sent his to the CIA & DIA, which couldn't figure it out

    either.

    Eventually they both asked Britain's MI6 for help. MI6 cabled back:

    "Tell the President and the

    Presidential Hopeful that they are looking at the message upside down."

    MONDAY! MONDAY! LA LAAAA LA

    LA LA LA!
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    FRESH AIR?

    Osama

    wanted to have sex with his wife, but he hated the "chore" of eating her out. He knew he had to do it if he was to

    get any nookie.

    He starts to perform on her, and just as he darts his tongue inside her, she lets out a big

    fart.

    He stops what he is doing, looks up at her and says, "Ahhh, sweetheart, thanks for that breath of fresh

    air, dear!"

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


    S370HSSV-0773H
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOBLEYC57
    FRESH

    AIR?

    Osama wanted to have sex with his wife, but he hated the "chore" of eating her out. He knew he had to

    do it if he was to get any nookie.

    He starts to perform on her, and just as he darts his tongue inside her, she

    lets out a big fart.

    He stops what he is doing, looks up at her and says, "Ahhh, sweetheart, thanks for that

    breath of fresh air, dear!"

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!




    S370HSSV-0773H

    That was very gross Mobley! (didn't like your

    joke~)
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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetBrenda
    That was very gross Mobley! (didn't like your

    joke~)
    Yeah, SB, Osama is pretty gross. Thorry.
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOBLEYC57
    Yeah, SB,

    Osama is pretty gross. Thorry.
    Uhu- LO L
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    Good one as always,

    Mobes! Thank you for your continuous humor postings!



    By the way...

    What does that have to do with

    Osama?

    *sigh* It's like those blonde jokes that could refer to just any dumb person but you smack on the

    blonde for whatever reason.

    That reminds me of one joke I saw that started out as a standard joke but eventually

    turned into a dumb blonde joke, a political joke, a pollack joke, a West Virginia joke, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancho1188


    By the

    way...

    What does that have to do with Osama?
    Just proves that Osama's a sicko! How could he

    continue eating after that!!?
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Wink

    Oh! Lookie here

    you two again! ...

    Pancho are you cheatin' on me???


    waaa
    *grin*
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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetBrenda
    Oh! Lookie here you two again! ...
    Pancho are you

    cheatin' on me???

    waaa
    *grin*
    Ha, ha...did

    you even see my post in the cocky/funny thread???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancho1188
    Ha,

    ha...did you even see my post in the cocky/funny thread???
    Nope! I'm way to upset a the

    moment.. hahaha....JK

    Let me go check it out baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancho1188





    *sigh* It's like those blonde jokes that could refer to just any dumb person but you smack on the blonde

    for whatever reason.
    Thank you!

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    Oh-oh~!...
    A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetBrenda
    Oh-oh~!...
    Yeah, most of your jokes would qualify as taking a shot at blondes

    for no reason...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancho1188
    Yeah, most

    of your jokes would qualify as taking a shot at blondes for no reason...
    I don't write them I just

    copy and paste them!

    Plus I was just helping A.K.A he told me to do it.
    So

    yell @ him too!!

    ps
    what side are you on by the way??? no dinner for you 2nite oh and

    u will be sleepin' in the couch too Papa Smurff!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetBrenda
    Oh! Lookie here you two again! ...
    Pancho are you

    cheatin' on me???

    waaa
    *grin*
    Would someone

    paleeeeeeeeze let Sweety B borrow a pacifier!!! I thinks she's drinking way too much Hate-orade!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOBLEYC57
    Would

    someone paleeeeeeeeze let Sweety B borrow a pacifier!!! I thinks she's drinking way too much

    Hate-orade!
    hehe awwww come on Mobley you know I like ya' or else I wouldn't be

    giving you
    $**t.
    OMG did you say pacifier? (nice one)

    LOL

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