Lottery winner

[Numanoid]

A man comes home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, "Honey

pack your bags, I won the lottery"!!!!!

"Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! "Should I pack for the ocean, a

safari, or for the mountains?, asks the wife

"I don't care", he says, "Just get out!"

[MOBLEYC57]

MONEY...the root of all evil! I wonder if it was because she

couldn't cook or clean, Numanoid?

A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returns from their

honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning the husband wakes up, showers, dresses and

makes his way to the kitchen where he sees his new wife crying.

So the husband inquires, "What's wrong, Honey?"



"Well, I came down here this morning to surprise you with a big breakfast, but I can't cook or clean." The

husband smiles his biggest smile and says, "There, there sweetie! I don't care that you can't cook and clean. Come

on up to the bedroom and I'll show you what I'd like for breakfast." So off they went to the bedroom.

That

afternoon, the husband comes home for lunch to find his new wife crying again in the kitchen.

"What's wrong

now, Sweetie?"

"Well, the same thing as this morning. I came in here to make you something for lunch and I just

can't cook." Again the husband smiles and says, "Why don't you come back up to the bedroom and I'll have my lunch

there!" So off they went to the bedroom again.

That evening the new husband comes home, walks in the house and

sees his new bride naked sliding down the banister of the stairs. Up she runs, and WHOOSH down the banister. After

the third trip the husband asks, "What are you doing, Honey?"

"Warming up your supper!" she replies.

[Numanoid]

Good one...

[SweetBrenda]

Omg!! that wasn't funny one bit!

[Pancho1188]

I found it funny, but it sure

sounds painful! Ouch!

[SweetBrenda]

I found it

funny, but it sure sounds painful! Ouch!

I was referring to the

first joke =p
2nd one it's actually pretty good!

[Pancho1188]

A woman comes

home, runs into her house, slams the door and says, "Honey pack your bags, I won the lottery"!!!!!

"Wow!

That's great! I'm so happy!! "Should I pack for the ocean, a safari, or for the mountains?, asks the husband.



"I don't care", she says, "Just get out!"


There...now

is it funny?

[Numanoid]

I was referring to the first joke

=p
2nd one it's actually pretty good!

I bet you laughed

at least a little Brenda.