Generous

indeed!

"Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've

decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That's very generous and fair of you, your honor,"

the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."




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6 O'clock News

A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6

o'clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to

jump from a 40 story building, will jump. "I'll take that bet," the blonde replied.

A few minutes later, the

newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped form the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt

for having bet on such an incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50.

"No,

a bet's a bet," the blonde replies, "I owe you $50 dollars."

The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies "No,

you don't understand, I saw the 5:30 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out."

"That's okay," the

blonde replies, "I saw it earlier too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."