hahahahaha thats a cute one..
thanks for the laugh..
NEW WORDS FOR 2004
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a
deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in,
makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. (Hmmm sounds familiar)
SALMON DAY: The experience
of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end....(LOSER)
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles. (Thats everywhere here!)
ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing
up to the boss rather than working hard.
MEETING AT THE
PEARLY GATES!
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had
died.
First woman - "I froze to death!"
Second woman - "You froze to death!? How horrible!"
First
woman - "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally
died a peaceful death. What about you?"
Second woman - "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch that cheating bastard in the act. But instead, I found him all
by himself in the den, watching Jerry Springer on TV."
First woman - "So what happened?"
Second woman - "I
was so damn sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran
up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every
bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a
heart attack and died."
First woman - "If your as$ had looked in the damn freezer - we'd both still be
alive!!!"
Hope all you moners are having yerself a luvlee Saturday morning! Time to feed dem
chickens....
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
hahahahaha thats a cute one..
thanks for the laugh..
Tis always a pleasure to make someone laugh that wears sexyOriginally Posted by Emmiefree
boots such as yeeself, Madam Emmie.
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
That 'pearly gate' joke was
great
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