Saturday Morning Bits!

[MOBLEYC57]

NEW WORDS FOR 2004

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a

deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in,

makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. (Hmmm sounds familiar)

SALMON DAY: The experience

of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end....(LOSER)

CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles. (Thats everywhere here!)



ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing

up to the boss rather than working hard.

MEETING AT THE

PEARLY GATES!

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had

died.

First woman - "I froze to death!"

Second woman - "You froze to death!? How horrible!"

First

woman - "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally

died a peaceful death. What about you?"

Second woman - "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my

husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch that cheating bastard in the act. But instead, I found him all

by himself in the den, watching Jerry Springer on TV."

First woman - "So what happened?"

Second woman - "I

was so damn sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran

up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every

bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a

heart attack and died."

First woman - "If your as$ had looked in the damn freezer - we'd both still be

alive!!!"


Hope all you moners are having yerself a luvlee Saturday morning! Time to feed dem

chickens....

[Emmiefree]

hahahahaha thats a cute one..

thanks for the laugh..

[MOBLEYC57]

hahahahaha

thats a cute one.. thanks for the laugh..

Tis always a pleasure to make someone laugh that wears sexy

boots such as yeeself, Madam Emmie.

[Numanoid]

That 'pearly gate' joke was

great