Britney's Used Chewing Gum?

[Holmes]

Sad.

Frightening.

Take

your pick.

[DrSmellThis]

Can I pick both?

[avce]

yuck... sad and frightening

[Pancho1188]

Holmes,

That dude in your

avatar goes to my gym, man!!! Seriously, there's a guy that looks just like him...the guy (and remember this is

from an objective perspective) is a tank. The man has a body any guy would want, and there's something about him

that makes him incredibly attractive. If I could pick one person I know to go to a club with to help me get girls,

I would totally pick him. That guy, in my distorted opinion, could probably get any girl he wanted...

...would

it be weird for me to go up and say, "Excuse me, but you have the most attractive aura about you. Can I borrow you

for a while so you can help me attract women?"

[Holmes]

And I thought that Yahoo News was

mining The Onion for story ideas (again).

Nope.

Pancho,


n

..would it be weird for me to go up and say, "Excuse me, but you have the most attractive

aura about you. Can I borrow you for a while so you can help me attract women?"

Might get ya

shanked.

Tell him he was a great J. Jonah Jameson, though.

[Pancho1188]

It's really weird, though.



I was thinking about posting that on the pheromone forum because it's just a weird thing. Have you ever seen a

guy that there's just something about him? The guy looks at me a lot, and...well, I look at everyone at the gym

because I'm in my own little world and feel like I'm somehow magically protected with my headphones on while

waiting to do another set...anyway, he just screams, "Come and talk to me..." One of the weirdest things I've

experienced relating to people in almost 22 years...maybe I'm just nuts....or maybe he just exudes confidence

because the dude is a force to be reckoned with...

Maybe for psychology's sake I'll ask him about himself to

try and figure it out...I wish I had whatever he has...maybe he's just wearing pheromones and this is the effect

they have...

Well, before I get a homophobic response to this post, I'll keep it at that.

Maybe

I'll just gain 30 lbs. of muscle and see if I give that sort of aura...

[avce]

heh.. more used britney stuff

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...837865625&rd=1