Oh

wow, just got back from a great outing with the g/f and some interesting observations to share:

Application: 2

sprays of Chikara, 1 dab of NPA (lowest dosage I've used so far)

First, we went to a nice place in town for

lunch. The waitress was very nervous, I don't know whether it was her first week on the job but that seems

unlikely. She had a major DIHL look at me when we walked in and then read the specials off and looked the same way

again! Good thing my girlfriend didn't notice this head because I would be in big trouble.


Anyway, the

waitress was very attentive, and gave me numerous big smiles throughout our lunch, which was a nice experience.

Then, it was off to the pool for some laying in the sun (I know, it's a rough life huh?). When I first walked in I

noticed a group of girls about ten feet away or so just staring at me. Once again, glad my g/f was unattentive to

this as well. We singled out a couple of empty chairs, those cheap reclining kind that you can find at any hotel

pool, and laid down. A few minutes later we were surrounded by two groups of girls, a group of two girls, both

8/10, and a group of three girls, all around 7 or 8/10. All five were college age, anywhere from 19-22 or so. I

could see that out of the corner of my eye that they took a long hard look at me and had that look on their face

like, "what IS that?" At that time while I was relaxing in the sun, I was enjoying the idea that it was my stunning

good looks and engaging personality that won them over, but then I woke up. Finally, my girlfriend and I left and I

took her home. I was also on the receiving end of a couple of LONG and smooth kisses. All in all, a nice day of

debauchery and fun.

Moral of the story: Less is more.

I would love it if people shared their stories

of hits with Chikara and NPA/TE. This looks to be the most potent combo ever derived in the history of man, even

more so than the Blues Brothers. My next report will be from the fertile testing grounds of a major academic

university. Until then.