Man, I gotta get some of
that stuff!
The
not so well documented side effects of Viagra:
At work, they call you a spiritualist because when
you sit down at a meeting the table floats.
You begin to look at the dog with interest.
Your face is
very pale due to lack of blood.
When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They begin to call
you "The Tripod."
You begin to think your mother in law is pretty.
Sunbathing nude outside standing,
birds perch on it; Sunbathing nude outside lying down, you look like a sundial.
Everyone at the bank, grocery
store etc....lets you go to the front of the line.
Compared to you Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.
You always lose limbo contests.
Lewinsky wants you to be President someday.
You can make drawings
in the sand without having to find a stick.
You sleep on your back so you had to remove the ceiling fan.
VIAGRA....breakfast of wanna be champions!
Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!
Man, I gotta get some of
that stuff!
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