"Hi! My

name is Chucky! And I'm your friend til the END!"

Are you tired of all those sissy

"friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series

of promises that really speaks to true friendship :

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and

plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever

is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on

you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories

about how much worse could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little

words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I

don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my

oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your

closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right

now anyway.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me

know if I ever need to bring a shovel.