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    Talking Salesman

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    A lady walks into a Lexus

    dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the

    fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone

    has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

    As she turns back, there

    standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

    Very uncomfortably she asks,

    "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

    He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are

    going to shit when you hear the price."

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    Doc, tis something about the bootay this week! Trend, yes? The next joke that includes anything anal, the

    anal poster has to buy the forum a round of mones! I'll have a WKM1 special.

    P.S. SweetB, women

    don't fart , they poot!
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOBLEYC57


    Doc, tis something about the bootay this week! Trend, yes? The next joke that includes anything anal, the

    anal poster has to buy the forum a round of mones! I'll have a WKM1 special.

    P.S. SweetB, women

    don't fart , they poot!
    Why don't they allow

    donkeys into college?

    Because nobody likes a smart ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOBLEYC57


    Doc, tis something about the bootay this week! Trend, yes? The next joke that includes anything anal, the

    anal poster has to buy the forum a round of mones! I'll have a WKM1 special.

    P.S. SweetB, women

    don't fart , they poot!
    You're mocking me...

    (ha-ha)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancho1188
    Why don't

    they allow donkeys into college?

    Because nobody likes a smart ass.
    Since Pancho is buying the forum a

    round of mones! I need to think hard in what to ask for... I'll get back to you on that one Pancho.

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    Why don't they allow

    donkeys into college?

    Because nobody likes a smart ass.
    Pretty funny. My school mascot is the Mule,

    and the honors college tshirts this year say on the back "We're not just mules, were smart asses"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetBrenda
    Since Pancho

    is buying the forum a round of mones! I need to think hard in what to ask for... I'll get back to you on

    that one Pancho.
    That's a negative, SweetB. Ass-anomics is permitted, anal-anomics is not.



    Geez, some people will try anything for something free.
    Never argue with ignorant people! They pull you down to THEIR level, and then they BEAT YOU with experience. Who said that!? I don't know, but tis gold I tell'ya!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOBLEYC57
    That's a

    negative, SweetB. Ass-anomics is permitted, anal-anomics is not.

    Geez, some people will try anything for

    something free.
    lol@you..

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