Finger the corpse

[p171]

First year students at

med school had their first anatomy class with a real dead body. They all gathered around the body covered with a

white sheet. The professor started by telling them,"In medicine, it's necessary to have two important qualities.

The first is that you shouldn't be disgusted by anything involving the human body." The professor then pulled back

the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the

same thing," he told his students. The students initially freaked, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually

took turns sticking a finger in the anus of the corpse and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor

looked at the class and told them,"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger but

sucked on my index finger. Now pay attention!"

[DrSmellThis]

That is the second "finger in

the corpse's ass" joke this week...

Remember Mobes's, "Any asshole can sing Country-Western"?

I hope this

is not a trend.

[p171]

It seems to be a very flexible

subject to have a laugh at apparently

[MOBLEYC57]

That is the

second "finger in the corpse's ass" joke this week...

Remember Mobes's, "Any asshole can sing

Country-Western"?

I hope this is not a trend.

Well, Doc, all I can say is...in my joke, no one tasted

the country-western.
Can anybody say....GaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaROSS!?