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    Talking How a womans mind works!!!

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    One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into

    bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up,

    and she eventually says: "I

    don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

    I said: "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"



    So she says the

    words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear ..."You're just not in touch
    with my emotional

    needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

    She responded to my puzzled

    look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I
    do for you in the bedroom?"

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day, I opted to

    take the day off of work to spend time with her.


    We went out to a nice

    lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her

    while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take,

    so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I

    said
    lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department, where she picked out a

    pair of
    diamond earrings. Let me tell you ... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one

    wave
    short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis

    bracelet
    when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,

    "That's

    fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

    Smiling with
    excited anticipatio! n she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the

    cashier."

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."



    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT???!!!"



    I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile. You're just not in

    touch
    with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."



    And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me

    for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight

    either

    Eep Opp Ork Aah Aah...

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    hahahhahahahaaaa

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    That's hilarious!! Gotta love

    finding out about all those "emotional needs", such as shoes, as well as finding out that a man's need for sex

    is just physical!
    DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)

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    LOL thats great!
    -D

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    Not a destination..........................

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    .....ummmmm.. LOL

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    THE BIG QUESTION did this

    really happen or you just made it up? lol man i hate to be you no sex for 2 days straight ( or was it more? LOL )

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    turning it around on her,

    that's great! funny stuff!

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    Sorry guys.... it was just

    an email that I got. I liked the message that it sent and thought it was funny, so I posted it.


    I love the

    irony of it all!!
    Eep Opp Ork Aah Aah...

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    Yes, that was

    great...*dies*

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