Big night coming up.

[tounge]

My evil twin brother

and I are going to celebrate our birthday in a couple of days. So being as selfless as we are, we are going to do a

phermone experiment for the sake of the L-S community.

Now we are identical in every way except that he

wears his comb over to the right and I wear mine to the left. And I'm a 1/4" longer. Other than that same height

and weight. And I've a nicer disposition.

We are going to the Barnyard Cafe and Dance Emporium. We will be

dressed alike. Blue denim bib overalls, red plaid flannel shirt and matching navy bow ties. And since shoes can

make the man, we will be wearing our Texas Steer work boots from K-Mart.

Now here is where it gets

interesting. I'm going to wear one dab of NPA, 2 drops of AE/m and 2 drops of wagg behind my ears. Covered with

Angel f Men.

He is going the social proof route. He will wear 1 teensy weensy drop of EW, a spray of PCC on

his chest hairs and 2 sprays of Edge/w on his back hair. Covered with Fragrnce Impression of Polo for Men.

We

are both very competitive with each other, be it chicks, auto racing, roping doggies,or even a game of

jacks.

I anticipate a very interesting evening and will keep ya all posted for the sake of science.

[JustPeachy]

omg! I am so excited. Some

real scientific stuff at last. Will you guys each keep your own log? Are you going to systematically try the same

people, or will it be randomized?

Oh my. You wouldn't happen to have a control triplet, would you?

[nonscents]

Wait! Stop the presses! You

each must eat identical meals each day for the prior 3 weeks or the differences could be attributed to diet.

And

how do you know that you are 1/4" longer?

[EXIT63]

My evil twin brother

and I are going to celebrate our birthday in a couple of days. So being as selfless as we are, we are going to do a

phermone experiment for the sake of the L-S community.

Now we are identical in every way except that he wears

his comb over to the right and I wear mine to the left. And I'm a 1/4" longer. Other than that same height and

weight. And I've a nicer disposition.

We are going to the Barnyard Cafe and Dance Emporium. We will be

dressed alike. Blue denim bib overalls, red plaid flannel shirt and matching navy bow ties. And since shoes can make

the man, we will be wearing our Texas Steer work boots from K-Mart.

Now here is where it gets interesting. I'm

going to wear one dab of NPA, 2 drops of AE/m and 2 drops of wagg behind my ears. Covered with Angel f Men.

He

is going the social proof route. He will wear 1 teensy weensy drop of EW, a spray of PCC on his chest hairs and 2

sprays of Edge/w on his back hair. Covered with Fragrnce Impression of Polo for Men.

We are both very

competitive with each other, be it chicks, auto racing, roping doggies,or even a game of jacks.

I anticipate a

very interesting evening and will keep ya all posted for the sake of science.

I don't even know where

to begin to tell you how much is just plain wrong with this scenario. I mean come on. There are 2 of

you?! You're a 1/4 " longer?! How praytell did you arrive at that?!

Barnyard

Cafe?!
Twin Tounges in matching overalls?!

The list of obscenities goes on and on!



Pheromones are not going to help you two knuckleheads. Unless Tallmacky has perfected his "Bovine For Men"

formula.

God Help the Heffers!

[BassMan]

I don't even know

where to begin to tell you how much is just plain wrong with this scenario. I mean come on. There are 2 of

you?! You're a 1/4 " longer?! How praytell did you arrive at that?!

Barnyard

Cafe?!
Twin Tounges in matching overalls?!

The list of obscenities goes on and on!



Pheromones are not going to help you two knuckleheads. Unless Tallmacky has perfected his "Bovine For Men"

formula.

God Help the Heffers!

"God Help the Heffers!" - I love it. Mind if I steal it for a

sig?

-Bass

[Friendly1]

My money is on the evil twin.

With all those women's pheros, he ought to drag every desperate, horny guy out of the woodwork. Heck, the navy bow

tie might drag some other stuff out....

[tounge]

My money is on the

evil twin. With all those women's pheros, he ought to drag every desperate, horny guy out of the woodwork. Heck,

the navy bow tie might drag some other stuff out....

By Jo your right. Exit 63 is already

inquiring about my brother Buck. I guess he likes um a 1/4 inch less.

[Elana]

I think the women will insist on

getting you both as a set.

[EXIT63]

By Jo your right. Exit 63 is

already inquiring about my brother Buck. I guess he likes um a 1/4 inch less.

Yeah, you 2 are comparing

penises....And I'm the one who's a homo? Sure.

And his name is Buck! How gay is that?!

[tounge]

Yeah, you 2 are

comparing penises....And I'm the one who's a homo? Sure.

And his name is Buck! How gay is

that?!

Who said anything about Penises. Shows what's on your mind. Keep away from Buck, He's

homophobic.

[tounge]

Wait! Stop the

presses! You each must eat identical meals each day for the prior 3 weeks or the differences could be attributed to

diet.

And how do you know that you are 1/4" longer?

I ate Cocoa Peebles and Buck

ate Fruity Peebles with skim milk this morning. Will that make a difference?

[JustPeachy]

I ate Cocoa

Peebles and Buck ate Fruity Peebles with skim milk this morning. Will that make a difference?

ahjeez,

Thong! Now they've gone and ruined everything.

[kossBass]

...... and what happened man ??

did you guys do it?