Why does it matter what mones you
use? Just brings lots of $$$$. That is what will attract the dancers.
lol ..
that is if my friend doesn't ditch us ... n'ways what should i do i'm gonna try to go with 5-6 spare almost
everpart of my body of TE before that i'll put some bodyspare on .. as suggested by
jbinpi vbmenu_register("postmenu_125347", true);
(thanks again) and should i on top of that put NPA or is that OD .. or should i wipe a lil soe+npa mix (around
22:4)? thanks in advance for your help
Why does it matter what mones you
use? Just brings lots of $$$$. That is what will attract the dancers.
I KNEW you wereOriginally Posted by Elana
going to say that.
Why not? If it makes him feel
better?
OK...two sprays of TE/w and two
drops of AE/m and then dancers will start giving you their tips and begging you to leave with them for sex that they
will pay you for.
Please, tell me where I can find that club!Originally Posted by Elana
lol i'm not rich like you
Elana .. everyone wishes to be like you
There is only one EOriginally Posted by kossBass
Seriously..save your
mones. This is one occasion where it doesn't matter how you look, smell, taste....they aren't interested in
anything but the $$$$
This is that one occasion
where some magic may help you. Get 2 hundred dollars. 100 in 1's and 1 100 dollar bill. Roll the cash with the bone
on the outside. Find a rich friend. Borrow his clothes. Borrow his car. Borrow his stank. Borrow his package. Flash
the cash, but don't spend any of it. You'll get all the attention you can stand. For about 15 minutes. Then
you're dead. Cuz that's about how long the No Money Mojo will last in there. The Bus Boy who gives trumps the Rich
Guy who don't. And Bus Boy gets the lap dance.
hah peachy dats funny. ..
n'ways a lap dance here is 20bucks CDN .. so no big lost
This reminds me of that HBO
documentary "Strippers" I think it was called. All they really care about is the money, and some of their regulars
buy them gifts and stuff, really sad what some guys will do just to get laid. Then they go to the back of the club
get dressed and talk who they're going to milk or talk trash about "the disgusting guys" they have to deal
with.lol
"You made three mistakes. 1. You took the job. 2. A 4 man crew to catch me, f***ing insulting. 3. You didn't pack enough weapons."- Riddick "The Chronicles of Riddick"
The one and only time I went
into a Strip Club, there was this one guy who was about 500 pounds, he had huge bitch tits, and had his shirt off
and you could see the sweat dripping from his armpits, he also smelled like he didn't wipe his ass. Some skank was
on him and his nose was running, and he told her he would pay her 20 dollars if she sucks the snot out of his nose
and she did.....then he burped and farted all over the place near her.
See its all about the money. If
they are willling to do that (not all), then it means they are willing to do anything with you just for the end
product. Its a sexual job, but there's nothing really sexual about it, its just a job. Some guys can still get off
to that, but when I was in there I didn't even really bother looking at the women all that much (being serious),
because it was so phony. If its not geniune horniess why be interested?
Here's the Thread you need to read
JB. Don't pay any attention to my comments. I'm such an ass sometimes. JUICE UP and go out and
have a great time!
http://66.45.239.227/forum/showthread.ph
p?t=2699
ya i read that b4 .. hey
guys i'm wondering hwo the heck can i get out of my house late at 10 and tell them i'll come home back at 4am
... i have no excuse help guys ... and yah i have no car (it got into an accident so using my friend's car and
my parents don't like dem) how the heck do i get out the house and btw i did sneak out the other day and they
killed me any other ways ??
of course! People work to make money.All they really care about is
the money
macky, what a chraming place you went to ,huh I
agree with you-if someone isn´t interested in you then why would you want to have sex with them? i know most men
don´t care but speaking for myself and as a person who has some sense of selfworth and selfpride I could never...
erm if I may ask-how old are you?ya i read that b4 .. hey guys i'm wondering hwo the heck can i get out of my house late at 10 and
tell them i'll come home back at 4am ... i have no excuse help guys ... and yah i have no car (it got into an
accident so using my friend's car and my parents don't like dem) how the heck do i get out the house and btw i
did sneak out the other day and they killed me any other ways ??
And don't forget to take your
Mones!
19 bro why?erm if I may ask-how old
are you?
Originally Posted by kossBass
NOT!! I would rather be me even though
I'm not rich.
Now listen up 19 yr old. Get your butt to the strip club. You actually may learn some lessons
about life there. Like what it is like to go home about 50 bucks lighter but two balls heavier. Blue Balls can be a
wonderful thing.
I just came back from Niagara Falls,Ontario with a few friends. After we spent considerable
time at the casinos, two of the guys wanted to check out the strip clubs. There are quite a few of them there. Since
it was my car and I was driving I said NO! I had already been cleaned out by slots and what not. I wasn't in the
mood to see a bunch of brain dead guys stare at women's bdy parts and then put a dollar in the crack of their butt
with their teeth.
In my opinion, the men don't respect the strippers and the strippers don't respect the
men or even themselves. It is such a phony enviroment. But this is my opinion and I don't want to moralize to
you.
Hopefully you can go and have a little fun and maybe learn something about women that may help you down
the road. And I don't think mones will help you in this case. 19yr old horn dogs ar a dime a dzen to strippers.
I used to
go to them back in the day. I was one of those idiots who thought that if I gave bigger tips then the girls "will
really like me even more!" I can't believe I was that stupid. I can say that I didn't spend as much as some guys
did...I saw multiple $20 bills going in some of those g-strings.
I worked with a girl who danced topless
part-time and I asked her if she would ever date a customer and she said no way, never...and all the girls had the
same attitude except for the ones that were hooking.
the only way I would go to
a strip club is if I was invited to tag along with some ladies who were going to hit a male strip club. I did this
once, I had been trying to get into this one woman's pants for a while, I left the club with her (ok, so it was
this monkey looking guy with the huge schlong that got her going) and didn't get back home till 10AM the next
morning. I did buy a few beers that night and lightened my wallet by $10. I only mention this so that the younger
guys get it thru their thick heads that the women you should be chasing don't work in strip clubs. Let the old
losers spend their money on women who couldn't care less about them and get out there and look for a woman you
really have a chance with.
I moderately disagree with the
premise that pheromones don't help you at strip clubs.
It has been my experience that money plus mones
gets you a little more action than money with no mones. Of course, no money plus mones isn't going to do much at
all!
Of course, I only go the strip joints once a year, primarily to relieve a little pre-Christmas
stress.......
Just get a girlfriend, it's a lot
cheaper
That way at the end of the night you still have your money and even a little action.
DZorro,
If it ain't broken don't fix it.
"Of course, I only go the
strip joints once a year, primarily to relieve a little pre-Christmas stress......."
is that while wearing
your Santa suit and handing out presents? A buddy of mine was in Amsterdam years ago and he, being a broke Navy
guy, handed out flowers to the window women - one of them was touched and said "well, I won't give you any but you
can lick me if you want". That's the mentality boys - get out there and get a real-life woman!!!
If youre that desperate for
getting laid if its legal in youre area go to a bordello and pay for the privalage ?
Originally Posted by Watcher
Pay for the PRIVILEGE? You have got to be kidding! Although one time
a sex friend of mine and I rocked each others world for about 3 hours. She ended up having about a dozen Big O's.
When all the shooting stopped, she looked at me with her angelic, sweaty,face and glazed brown eyes and said it was
a privilege to be with you. I said the same back to her. We didn,t charge each other,though.
And oh, all I
was wearing was a dab of NPA covered with Swiss Army. And my Birthday suit. Man she loved the combo of Swiss Army
and my B-Day suit
Okay, for you non-judgemental
types, here's further illumination by what I mean by pheromones helping you get more for your money at your local
strip club. And this is updated, since I went to a strip joint yesterday. Also, this only involves situations at the
stage and around the bar. While I'll go for the occasional lap dance, I don't bother with any VIP or "private
dance" nonsense.
While wearing pheromones, the dancers seem to linger longer in the area around my part
of the stage. Not only that, I've had dancers do their thing, pick up their money, take a couple steps away, then
wheel back and give me a little something extra for my dollar. This really pisses off the guy who's sitting the
next chair over!
Secondly, the dancers tend to be more "affectionate" with me. I get the standard
amenities like the old dollar bill in the boobies trick. With most customers, the deal pretty ends once the dollar
bill gets inserted. The dancer smiles and moves on. With me, the dancers tend to slide back down and start planting
soft kisses on the areas where I've applied the pheromones. I also get more than my fair share of ear nibbles and
blows.
Thirdly, I also hear a lot of off-hand comments made from one dancer to another. One dancer wondered
aloud why she was behaving so aggressively. Another dancer complained to a fellow dancer about how she was
practically "roasting" on stage.
I've also noticed that while wearing pheromones the dancers are much more
aggressive in pitching me VIP dances. Hands reach all over me, even grabbing my privates. One dancer who actually
considers herself a stage attraction and not a VIP dancer told me I could have a VIP dance anytime. Not only that,
but unlike most customers, the girls don't get snotty with me when I refuse the "upgrade". They simply continue to
chat while not so subtly "encouraging" me to change my mind.
I'm sure that the dancers' aggressiveness
in pitching their wares is encouraged by my use of pheromones. After all, I am wearing a substance that conveys the
impression that I am a virile, sexually aggressive alpha male. And in the strippers culture, those are qualities
that are associated with big bucks.
So in an odd way, Elana and the rest of the naysayers may be right.
I am more than a naysayer....I am
an ex dancer
Originally Posted by SyraBrian
Man i still say, get a girlfriend lot cheaper.
Why waste money like that, if you can get the real deal.
What's the fun in watching and no touching ????
DZorro,
If it ain't broken don't fix it.
Originally Posted by Elana
I thought recognized you. You used to dance on American
Bandstand in the 60's didn't you?
And Zorro, where are you getting the idea that a girlfriend is
cheaper than a stripper. Girlfriends can drain your wallet quicker than a hooker can uncork an 18 year
old.
It's far cheaper to drop a Twenty at the Strip club and then go home and call the righthander in
from the bullpen. You'll sleep bettr also
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