Today they all had babiesOriginally Posted by Sexyredhead
Meh. That's nothing. Your
measly fish will die one day.
I named every object in my house 'Sssssst'. Even the Sssssst and the Sssssst
out in the yard.
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
Today they all had babiesOriginally Posted by Sexyredhead
I call one of my boobs Ssssssst and
the other Jam
Be careful. Jam is sacred.
I prefer to let him slather jam on both my boobs and call them what he wants.
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
Steve invited me to go to Zambia
with him. He won't go now if I don't come.
Maybe he just wants to drag
you into the jungle and feed you to the pygmies. That'll get rid of you once and for all.
Oh wait! I
wasn't supposed to tell that...
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
We must breakMaybe he just wants to drag
you into the jungle and feed you to the pygmies. That'll get rid of you once and for all.
here for a laugh
OK...back to the Steve loves Elana the most thread
I thought this was the "Happy
Birthday Steve" thread.
And you have to go and make it all about you.
Watcher has a
word for women like you.
And I love Sssssst most.
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
BTW, that laugh sounded a
little shaky.
Feeling nervous?
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
Nothing to feel nervous about. It
is etched in stone. I am serious. Steve came here and etched it in my driveway. I was a bit upset at the time,
but now we just lay in bed and laugh and laugh at the whole experience.
I thought your driveway was
gravel?
Not to say anything else about secret plots to kill you, but Steve didn't mention
anything to you about the pygmies, did he? They really love blondes. Really. Love. Blondes. With steak sauce.
Or so I'm told.
Not that you have anything to worry about. <whistles>
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
OK, it is brick, but he carved in the brick! Damn...why are you asking so many questions?I thought your driveway was
gravel?
Steak sauce. Now that you mentioned it, he did tell me to pick up a few cases. I wonder why? Hmmmm
I'm sure it's nothing. You
two have fun!
I'll be waiting when he....I mean y'all get back.
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
Oh great. Maybe the two of us will
take you out for cheesecake.
Yes, cheesecake. With jam.
You know, Elana, you might ought to have a little cheesecake before you go. And maybe take a few with you
so you will have something for dessert when the pygmies have you for dinner.
TO dinner, not
for dinner. Yeah, that sounds better. <smacks self in head>
Sorry 'bout that.
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
I am so happy that we resolved this
and that you finally understand the way it is.
:::: :::::
No hard feelings
Oh yes, I
understand.
I almost feel a little teary.
But it will all work out in the end, I'm sure.
I will miss you and think of you fondly when you're gone, Elana. I'll be happy to take care of your
lizards and make sure their sparkly space suits get to the cleaners on time.
<sniffle,
sniffle>
Don't go, E! Don't go!
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
It's over
I just went
through some of his stuff and found a stack of photos of him rolling around in a tub of syrup with Tallmacky.
Who would have thought?
TM gets 'em every time when
he brings the syrup.
Men.
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
Pure joy!
Bumping for Steve so that he knows
that I love him the most.
Hey birthday boy, you didn't thank
us for our birthday wishes!
Many thanks, you lovely, lovely
lunatics.
To clear things up, TM had fallen in the syrup, and I was helping him up. My clothes
fell off.
I love you all.
"...and from that egg, hatched a stone monkey!" (Newton)
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