Happy Birthday Icarus

[Sexyredhead]

Meh. That's nothing. Your

measly fish will die one day.

I named every object in my house 'Sssssst'. Even the Sssssst and the Sssssst

out in the yard.

[Elana]

Meh. That's

nothing. Your measly fish will die one day.

Today they all had babies

[Elana]

I call one of my boobs Ssssssst and

the other Jam

[Sexyredhead]

Be careful. Jam is sacred.



I prefer to let him slather jam on both my boobs and call them what he wants.

[Elana]

Steve invited me to go to Zambia

with him. He won't go now if I don't come.

[Sexyredhead]

Maybe he just wants to drag

you into the jungle and feed you to the pygmies. That'll get rid of you once and for all.


Oh wait! I

wasn't supposed to tell that...

[Elana]

Maybe he just wants to drag

you into the jungle and feed you to the pygmies. That'll get rid of you once and for all.

We must break

here for a laugh


OK...back to the Steve loves Elana the most thread

[Sexyredhead]

I thought this was the "Happy

Birthday Steve" thread.


And you have to go and make it all about you.

Watcher has a

word for women like you.






And I love Sssssst most.

[Sexyredhead]

BTW, that laugh sounded a

little shaky.

Feeling nervous?

[Elana]

Nothing to feel nervous about. It

is etched in stone. I am serious. Steve came here and etched it in my driveway. I was a bit upset at the time,

but now we just lay in bed and laugh and laugh at the whole experience.

[Sexyredhead]

I thought your driveway was

gravel?


Not to say anything else about secret plots to kill you, but Steve didn't mention

anything to you about the pygmies, did he? They really love blondes. Really. Love. Blondes. With steak sauce.




Or so I'm told.


Not that you have anything to worry about. <whistles>

[Elana]

I thought your driveway was

gravel?

OK, it is brick, but he carved in the brick! Damn...why are you asking so many questions?



Steak sauce. Now that you mentioned it, he did tell me to pick up a few cases. I wonder why? Hmmmm

[Sexyredhead]

I'm sure it's nothing. You

two have fun!



I'll be waiting when he....I mean y'all get back.

[Elana]

Oh great. Maybe the two of us will

take you out for cheesecake.

[Sexyredhead]

Yes, cheesecake. With jam.



You know, Elana, you might ought to have a little cheesecake before you go. And maybe take a few with you

so you will have something for dessert when the pygmies have you for dinner.


TO dinner, not

for dinner. Yeah, that sounds better. <smacks self in head>

Sorry 'bout that.

[Elana]

I am so happy that we resolved this

and that you finally understand the way it is.

:::: :::::

No hard feelings

[Sexyredhead]

Oh yes, I

understand.

I almost feel a little teary.


But it will all work out in the end, I'm sure.




I will miss you and think of you fondly when you're gone, Elana. I'll be happy to take care of your

lizards and make sure their sparkly space suits get to the cleaners on time.

<sniffle,

sniffle>



Don't go, E! Don't go!

[Elana]

It's over

I just went

through some of his stuff and found a stack of photos of him rolling around in a tub of syrup with Tallmacky.

[franki]

Who would have thought?

[Sexyredhead]

TM gets 'em every time when

he brings the syrup.


Men.

[Ash]

Pure joy!

[Elana]

Bumping for Steve so that he knows

that I love him the most.

[franki]

Hey birthday boy, you didn't thank

us for our birthday wishes!

[Icarus]

Many thanks, you lovely, lovely

lunatics.

To clear things up, TM had fallen in the syrup, and I was helping him up. My clothes

fell off.

I love you all.