Well they always selected the nerds,
fat guys (which always get kicked off first) then there were the average looking guys with issues. Elana- there's
already a Average Jane being developed, I'll be watching.
Well they always selected the nerds,
fat guys (which always get kicked off first) then there were the average looking guys with issues. Elana- there's
already a Average Jane being developed, I'll be watching.
"You made three mistakes. 1. You took the job. 2. A 4 man crew to catch me, f***ing insulting. 3. You didn't pack enough weapons."- Riddick "The Chronicles of Riddick"
I can't handle all of the toe to toe business. You always scuff up my sandlesOriginally Posted by Pancho1188
Awesome! I love those stupid shows.Elana- there's already a
Average Jane being developed, I'll be watching.![]()
Yeah, they should go down to the DMV to do theirOriginally Posted by Elana
recruiting...![]()
I want to go on one of those shows just to spite them...I'd be like, "I'm
nice, I'm honest, I won't go around doing crazy stuff, I'm not going to commit cutthroat tactics to win this
thing, I'm just going to be myself...I'm too boring for this show."
Maybe that's why I'm not on any of these
shows...![]()
or maybe it is because you never auditioned to be on one of those shows.Maybe that's why I'm not
on any of these shows...![]()
The funny part is when they pour out
their feelings, while the good-looking guys are aloof and don't say much. Those guys she's intrigued with, and
even picks one of them.lol
"You made three mistakes. 1. You took the job. 2. A 4 man crew to catch me, f***ing insulting. 3. You didn't pack enough weapons."- Riddick "The Chronicles of Riddick"
The last guy she picked was the
epitome of a dumb muscle head. The guy was amazing looking, but I wouldn't be able to take him outside of the
bedroom. He has zero personality, while the nerd she picked was emotional, warm, sweet and loving. He never had a
chance.
Is that the guy that lives in Tampa, I
think he got pissed because she dated some celebrity. You're dumping a beautiful girl for that reason? Obviously
the guy was there to promote himself, she told him right out he wanted to be an actor.
Originally Posted by Elana
"You made three mistakes. 1. You took the job. 2. A 4 man crew to catch me, f***ing insulting. 3. You didn't pack enough weapons."- Riddick "The Chronicles of Riddick"
Fabio of all people. What guy would
be jealous of such a clown???
Nice metaphor.Originally Posted by Elana
I miss you so
much, Elana! I can change! I swear! Please, give me another chance!!!
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That's one interesting
thing with beautiful women...men are whipped because if you disagree or don't listen then they can just go and find
somebody else who will say whatever it takes to stay in good spirits with them...it's a gift and a curse.![]()
Look how well I trained Tallmacky.
He was a wild tiger, totally out of control. Now he is a fuffy, sweet, adorable kitten.![]()
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Originally Posted by Pancho1188
I think you have it sooo wrong 'boy'
..........
As much as I appreciate being insulted...Originally Posted by KittyClair
I'd have to say that I said it
was only "one thing", not the only thing. Secondly, it's just natural for attractive people to have more options
in front of them, and therefore they don't have to be so desperate as to keep a bf/gf.
I can't believe that
anyone who has read this forum (you know, this one where many men ask how to get women as you smell the desperation
emanating from them and know that they will do or say anything to get a woman---I'm sorry, an attractive
woman) could say that attractive women do not have more freedom to be picky and let men come and go out of their
lives if necessary to find one that will treat them right. Some women---not all, maybe not even many...maybe just a
few---are so used to being put on a pedestal that they can accept no less than worship from a man. Now, in my
opinion that's messed up, but if they can get away with it then who's fault is that?
Like I said, that's
one interesting thing about attractive women...they have more options, and therefore are susceptible to such
things. That doesn't mean that they will do that...but they're more likely than unattractive people. How
much crap will you see people who think they're unattractive put up with before they'd leave someone? A lot...
How much crap do you think Elana would put up with? Huh?
Now, I'm not touching deep, meaningful
relationships but only potential ones. People will put up with a load of crap no matter who they are when they're
in love.
TRY ME!!!!! MuhahahahahahahaHow much crap do you think
Elana would put up with? Huh?![]()
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See?Originally Posted by Elana
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Jerry: So George...remember when I told you Nikki gets
whatever she wants? We are at the movies last night. It's sold out. Nikki goes and talks to the manager. Right
in.
George: Beautiful women. You know they could get away with murder. You never she any of them lift anything
over three pounds. They get whatever they want whenever they want it . You can't stop them.
Jerry: She's like
a beautiful Godzilla.
George: And I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese.
Nice banner ad! But you forgot
to make it flash.![]()
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
I agree that finding a truly
appreciative, humble, giving, and respectful "beautiful" woman can be a challenge. I'm so used to, ahem, "queenly"
behavior (Think opposite to those qualities for my definition.) I've come to expect it. For example, after 3 very
good recent conversations, I invited three pretty women to my gig last night, knowing that pretty women tend to BS
you and stand people up, and I probably wouldn't be torn for any attention. I had treated each very well,
gentlemanly, and in earnest. I had not given the expectation that it was a "romantic date", so I wasn't mistreating
them in my mind. All 3 said they'd be there and acted excited. None showed. Next time I'll invite 10 or more and
see if one appreciates the invite enough to stick to her word, until I figure out the actual ratio to employ.Of
course here in Oregon, where the obesity rate is the highest in the nation (moreso among women, such that you often
see rail-thin, "non-alpha" guys with very large females, presumably because truly height to weight proportionate
women won't have them), very average looking slender women tend to act just as "queenly," if not more. Power
corrupts.
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
ACK! Where didOriginally Posted by DrSmellThis
that puke icon go??![]()
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Yeah, so attractive people have more options. No doubt about it. We see it
all around. But the above description makes me think you oughta buy a dog instead. I'm hoping it just came off
that way. But still. Much as I kid you, DST, I'm apalled at the qualities you require. What happened to
intelligent, wise, good-natured, capable, independent, kind, or respected (as opposed to respectful - not that
that's a bad thing)? Every quality you mention bespeaks a good pet far more than a fully-functioning, vital woman.
Real Queens are good. Make like a King. (Didn't have this convo, already?)
So what you are saying is
that Beautiful, Attractive women love Men, ahem, Boys that are wuzzes with no spine, no self pride or
worth.
I see.
and Dr ST, I was going to put D, but I dont want to insult you,
not yet.
Women will stand you up, People will stand you up...its no big deal, it has nothing to do with them
being Beauitful...its to do with society, there's always that Bullshit politness to ones face. 'oh yes dear, Id
love to come to your gig'..and then never turn up...Its not queeny, its life. Its what most people will do if they
dont know yo to well. Me I'll jsut say "No I'm not interested in your stupid show, I might turn up to say hello
though, if...I have nothing else to do"
Originally Posted by KittyClair
I like your style,![]()
DZorro,
If it ain't broken don't fix it.
Let's give up some rep for
Miss Kitty!
Maybe you misunderstood me.
Maybe I ought to buy a dog instead. I don't know. Maybe you and I have a different idea of what a
"fully-functioning, vital woman" is, or what a "real queen" might be, other than the ruler of a country.
Those
are just some qualities I like in people that are relevant to the point I was trying to make.
But anyone who
cannot be respectful of me can take a hike! The same goes for anyone that takes without giving, thinks their shit
doesn't stink, thinks that everyone owes them worship without them having to give in return, and takes my love and
other gifts for granted. I think that covers all my "puke evoking," "appaling" expectations. Those are just basics,
and don't indicate I would be attracted to that person as a partner. For that I need the intelligence, wisdom,
capable, good-naturedness, etc.
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
I just gave her points for
that. It is in large part what the man is willing to tolerate. The more of such nonsense you put up with, the more
you'll get.
I said I was HOPING that's just the way it came off, right?Originally Posted by DrSmellThis
Now,
let's all join in a rousing chorus of the Poo Poo Song!![]()
Yeah you sound like a riot,
inviting Beautiful women to your gig for some self centered test of worth on that person.
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