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    Quote Originally Posted by Elana
    Which one are

    you? Are you whitey dick or sun tanned weenie?
    Well, it's hard (pun intended) to get much whiter than my

    skin (as you can see from my profile...and that's in incandescent light)...but mine is a shade or so darker,

    yes...I actually wish it represented my whole body's tone...it's really nice.

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    OK...now who will show us the dark

    weenie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KittyClair
    that means

    pasty white willies are not very manly then
    Not necessarily, it could just mean that guys like me

    metabolise various hormones in the "right" proportions.

    (what am I doing?!?)

    Er, actually, it must just mean

    that we have more manly (and/or aggressive) pippinos.


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    Let me see!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KittyClair
    if they are

    identical twins they would have the same size down there.


    I love tan lines, they are sexy.


    but I want

    to ask why is it some men have a tanned willy? I mean just a tanned willy, all year round.

    still sexy, [ giggles

    ]
    "Willy, willy, willy won't -- go home"

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    Quote Originally Posted by deb
    "Willy, willy, willy

    won't -- go home"

    But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go

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    May I suggest Butter?
    "...and from that egg, hatched a stone monkey!" (Newton)

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    tried tellun everybody but...oh

    no.

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    You know he is getting

    PM..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKE87
    Don't worry

    about that babe. With about 9 inches in front of you, I doubt you would notice my tan line.

    I

    believe that's a photo op in the making.
    "I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"

    --Calvin & Hobbes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexyredhead
    I believe

    that's a photo op in the making.
    More like a PhotoShop in the making.
    Cut and paste, cut and

    paste

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKE87
    Don't worry

    about that babe. With about 9 inches in front of you, I doubt you would notice my tan line.


    yeah whatever punk, pee wee 9mm

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    I assume that is you in your

    avatar? You are adorable
    Franki is going to be PMing you as soon as he see's you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elana
    I assume that is

    you in your avatar? You are adorable
    Franki is going to be PMing you as soon as he see's you.


    Yes...erm thanks, me and some friends had some fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elana
    I assume that is you

    in your avatar? You are adorable
    Franki is going to be PMing you as soon as he see's you.


    ................

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKE87
    Don't worry about

    that babe. With about 9 inches in front of you, I doubt you would notice my tan line.
    Do a search

    on "PE". You can get it up to normal.

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    Cool

    I don't tan, but for those who do

    the answer to tan lines may be
    Right Here




    DCW

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    Better idea.....tan your boobs on

    South Beach or tan your entire body at Haulover nude beach.

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    Can I come?


    DCW

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    Yup....I think you would enjoy SOBE

    much better.

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    I sure would, I was there last Aug.


    I can't remember the name of the club, it had two dance floors, one was slightly elevated. Which reminds me, I

    have a possible hit story but for another time.

    DCW

    What the $#$% was that!!??? - The mayor of

    Hiroshima

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCW
    I don't tan, but for

    those who do the answer to tan lines may be
    Right Here




    DCW

    This is where I go. That's why I

    asked the question in the first place.

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    I wouldn't want to see most of

    those people naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elana
    I wouldn't want to

    see most of those people naked
    They got 'em all 8 to 80. The good, the bad, and the ugly, fat,

    thin, in a wheel chair, and on crutches. There are a number of hotties there (both women and men.) Then again most

    people don't go there to stare at naked people like a tittie bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtnjim
    They got 'em

    all 8 to 80. The good, the bad, and the ugly, fat, thin, in a wheel chair, and on crutches. There are a number of

    hotties there (both women and men.) Then again most people don't go there to stare at naked people like a tittie

    bar.
    Yeah, they go there to stare at all the scorpions and tarantulas.

    [Shudders]

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustPeachy
    Yeah, they go

    there to stare at all the scorpions and tarantulas.

    [Shudders]
    And rattle snakes!



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