Welcome Mr. Troll. That was fun
reading
A few years ago I experimented with wearing human pheromones but decided to quite using them for a while because
they made me think about sex and seducing woman too much whereas I wanted to concentrate on my academic career.
They also messed-up a perfectly good non-sexual friendship I had with a woman.
Anyway, I went to the movie
theatre today by myself. I 'randomly' sat down behind a woman. Throughout the movie there was this kind of
pleasant smell and I couldn't quite thinking about sex. I also had this urge to hit on the woman in front of me.
She wasn't sitting with anybody. There was another guy alone a couple seats down from her. I thought they might
be together, but it was peculiar that they were sitting apart. I thought that maybe she was wearing pheromones and
the guy she was 'with' was sitting away from her because he knew this and also knew that its impossible to focus
on a movie when you are right next to somebody who is overdosing on human pheromones. After the movie I saw that
guy leave and her stay and I followed him out to make sure the coast was clear because I didn't want to be involved
in any jealous lover game involving synthetic human pheromones. I mean, we were the only 3 seemingly single people
in the whole theatre, so if he was leaving I wanted to make sure it was for real and not some game. When I saw that
he was not only out of the theatre but walking down the hall toward the exit or the restrooms, I went back. She was
still there, the last person in the theatre. There are at least two bars that share a parking lot with the theatre,
so I said "Excuse me, could I buy you a drink?" She looked unceratin but didn't respond. I asked, "Are you with
somebody?" She said. "I'm married." I didn't wait around to find out if this was an open marriage. She was
older than me, and I was cognizant that I was being manipulated with pheromones, and I've never been one much for
adultery. So I said, "I'm sorry," and walked out. After I used the restroom I saw her walk out of the main
entrance of the building. She gave me a somewhat inviting look. After that I was just pissed off. I knew I was
being manipulated with human pheromes into flirting with a woman I would not normally be interested in. Now I
can't quite thinking about sex. I'm going to have to go jerk off now. This not-particularly-good-looking older
married woman wearing pheromones has completely fucked up my orderly asexual world. Damn it. Bitch.
What? Mr. Troll? I thought his name was turdpin?Welcome Mr. Troll.
That was fun reading
Definitely quite
amusing.
You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a fv<k, 'cause I make 'em pay for it.-Sagacious1420
Are you sure she was wearing mones?
I´m asking because mones don´t smell pleasant
Dude, you have issues. You're attracted to the perfume of a woman you don't know, soOriginally Posted by turpin
obviously in your mind she must be wearing some kind of pheromones, and that means it's HER fault you
can't stop thinking about sex and have to go jerk off???
Please.
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
I want to know if this is a new troll or oneOriginally Posted by Sexyredhead
of the old trolls that just got a new name when we switched forums.
Dammit SRH, that eyeball of yours follows meOriginally Posted by Sexyredhead
everywhere I go. Stop it! Is it wearing pheromones?
You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a fv<k, 'cause I make 'em pay for it.-Sagacious1420
Well if you dont want to be
influenced by pheromones then plug your nose.
-D
Modifying and Tweaking is a journey,
Not a destination..........................
I have to give you credict for
the creativity
Needed to make a story like this one if it is not a real story.(which I'm not doubting it is)it
is
It is very funny and I'm hoping it is authentic
So it'll be part of the wonderful stories
That have
been created by the wearing of
PHEROMONES.
I have to give you credict for
the creativity
Needed to make a story like this one if it is not a real story.(which I'm not doubting it is)it
is
It is very funny and I'm hoping it is authentic
So it'll be part of the wonderful stories
That have
been created by the wearing of
PHEROMONES.
This is my first post in the forum but I've being a long time
reader of it.(6 months)
That idea stinks!Originally Posted by dping28
You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a fv<k, 'cause I make 'em pay for it.-Sagacious1420
Mmmm, SRH...that smell is so sexy on you...you must beOriginally Posted by Sexyredhead
wearing -mones! Damn you, woman, it's your fault that I'm thinking about sex and now I have to go and let the
creative juices flow!!!
Bitch.
NewOriginally Posted by Elana
trolls, old trolls. Meh.
It's all under da bridge.
It's where I drew some blood.Originally Posted by Holmes
I could not get enough.
I threw my life away...
Yeah women can be so conniving.Originally Posted by Sexyredhead
Sorry, must have used a lil too much none. Will try less next time.Originally Posted by Sagacious1420
-D
Modifying and Tweaking is a journey,
Not a destination..........................
classic....I almost missed that.Originally Posted by Holmes
Heathens!
Don’t you people
know anything about the Occasion of Sin? Planting the seed of lust in a man’s heart is worse than lust itself.
Driving a man to spill his seed is worse than spilling it yourself.
Ladies, where is your modesty? Gentlemen,
where is your shame?
Do you really want to face your Maker with the stink of sex upon your flesh?
For,
as the Good Book says, “None will know the hour, nor the day.”
But, make no mistake, He IS coming for you. And
He knows EXACTLY what you’re up to.
So I suggest you rid yourselves of these wicked pheromones as if your
very life depended on it. (Because, in the eyes of Eternity, it does.) And FOR GOD'S SAKE don’t throw them into
dumpsters where young children and homeless people will be driven to unspeakable acts of Onanism, Sodomy or God
knows what else.
Do the RIGHT thing. Mail all those vile, wicked, sinful formulas to me; and, as God is my
witness, they will be PROPERLY disposed of.
Beautiful! Put you at post
#666.
Have you ever smelled _pure_ mones? They don't smell at all. They are not detected by theOriginally Posted by CJ01
olfactory organ but by another organ lower-down in the nose. By definition, they don't smell. None-the-less:
(a) they get the happy juices flowing, which makes some people percieve them as smelling good, especially when they
are masked with perfume, even if they would otherwise be indifferent to the perfume.
(b) they deteriorate into
body odor, so they have an unpleasent odor if they have already begun to deteriorate in the shipping process.
That's pretty irrelevant if you mask it with perfume. Besides, the only time I've been repulsed by a woman's
body odor is when she eats garlic and doesn't shower. So you may perceive you pheromones as unpleasant, but it
does not follow that a guy would.
(c) Nobody sells 'pure' pheromones. So how the hell would you know? How
do you know that the smell you associate with pheromones isn't just some standard additive used in a variety of
brands? Its standard practice with a wide variety of scentless chemicals to add smells so that they can be
identified. Have you produced your own pheromones in a lab and smelled it? The smell of most brands disappears
faster than the pheromones break-down, so its not the pheromones that smell.
(d) I didn't even think that the
male pheromones that I once bought smelled bad. I'm sure the slightly different mixtures for females wouldn't
smell bad to me.
Anyway, I don't think she was wearing pheromones because of the smell, but because of how I
felt. I've had an easier time concentrating on a movie while fondling my date's breasts.
Umm just curious,,What was
the name of the Movie you guys were watching? ... *grins*
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do."
sorry but have YOU ever smelled mones???? Either you haven´t or you´re notHave you ever smelled _pure_
mones? They don't smell at all.
able to smell them,some people can´t maybe you´re one of them?
Maybe this lady produces a lot of natural
pheros like cops for instance or just had sex and you sensed this somehow. I dunno.
It was some new porn....oopsUmm just
curious,,What was the name of the Movie you guys were watching? ... *grins*
you´re not talking to me are you?
CJ
I believe the correct questionOriginally Posted by SweetBrenda
is "What was the name of the movie you guys weren't watching?"
Some pheros do have a detectable odour,Originally Posted by turpin
and many people can identify different pheromones just by the smell.
Pour example:
Today I wore
uncovered A1 and my little brother was complaining that something smelled like stale feet.
I believe some
people here on the forum have gotten hold of crystalline pheros, which are pure, and I'm sure they would agree that
there is an odour detectable by regular olfactory pathways.
Umm just curious,,What was the name
of the Movie you guys were watching? ...
*grins*
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im new still but i readed the
post in the past. Turpin you sound like internet troll, your name is one litter different from turban that is
offensive. are you hiding something.
as soon as i get my special pheromones. it comes tomorrow maybe then i
will post pheromone hit story that will make everyone jealous
You go guy!!! Even though you can'tOriginally Posted by AZ-ZAHIR
speell. We are behind you!
Okay,
Which one of
you ladies ordered "Extra Troll" on this thread?
First you got the guy who's SO anxious to jack off that he
comes home and logs onto the pheromone forum. He first spends 35 minutes online, during which time he posts his very
first thread on the board that he had coincidentally signed up for two days earlier. After ANNOUNCING his need to go
masturbate here on the Women's Forum he remains on line another six minutes.
Was that how long it took?
Or was that just to see if there would be a response?
And then, here comes the OTHER one,
.......
DON'T get me started guys.
I spent a lot of time yesterday re-banning all the trolls from the
old forum, but I haven't banned anybody today.
Not yet anyway.
Oscar
We love you Oscar.
How many trolls have you saved us from so far?
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
They deleted my favorite troll. I
am still so sad.
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