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    Default The Wedding Test

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    My girlfriend and

    I had been dating for over a year when we
    decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and

    my
    friends encouraged me.

    My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
    bothering me.

    That one thing was her younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore

    tight
    mini-skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
    near me, and I got many pleasant

    views of her underwear. It had to be
    deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.



    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check
    the wedding invitations. She was alone when I

    arrived. She whispered to
    me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for
    me that she

    could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She
    told me that she wanted to make love to me just once

    before I got
    married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
    could not say a

    word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to
    go ahead with it just come up

    and get me."

    I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
    stairs. When she

    reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw
    them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment,

    then turned and
    went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of
    the house and walked

    straight toward my car.

    My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his
    eyes. He

    hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed
    our little test. We could not ask for a better man

    for our daughter.
    Welcome to the family!"

    The moral of this story

    is:







    Always keep your condoms in your car.
    "I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"

    --Calvin & Hobbes

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    You are lucky! I was just about to

    look that stupid story up on snopes. I have heard it many times, but never with that ending.

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    We aim to please.
    "I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"

    --Calvin & Hobbes

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