Lamentable Hairyness...

**Icarus** · 05-31-2004, 09:12 AM

It's happened.

After all my joking and irreverence on the subject.

I get caught up studying for exams, and what

happens?

I have a beard.

This, however, is kinda groovy.

It's very tactile. I am, at

the moment, in no hurry to remove it.

I shall post any misadventures connected to it on this

thread.

And not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin

Steve

**Dissension** · 05-31-2004, 09:48 AM

you better buy some chin

shampooo

**DrSmellThis** · 05-31-2004, 10:46 AM

We Are Happy To Hear You Have

A Beard!

**Pancho1188** · 05-31-2004, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by Icarus

It's happened.

After all my joking and irreverence on the subject.

I get caught up studying for exams, and what happens?

I have a beard.

This, however, is kinda groovy.

It's very tactile. I am, at the moment, in no

hurry to remove it.

I shall post any misadventures connected to it on this thread.

And not by the hair on

my chinny-chin-chin

Steve

Now all you need is an invisible space ship, buddy!

**BigGulp** · 05-31-2004, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by Pancho1188

Now all you

need is an invisible space ship, buddy!

Metro has a couple of those. Maybe he can fix you up.

Elana and CJ have some great ideas on invisible space fashion too. I'm kinda grovin on your new look Steve. Will

you be posting pics? *old Forum D icon*

**Gossamer_2701** · 05-31-2004, 01:31 PM

And to think that I almost

grew a beard this winter all because of Ssssssst and he never even grew one himself

Next you're gonna tell me

that you don't even own a shiny new spacesuit

**Elana** · 05-31-2004, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by Gossamer_2701

And to think

that I almost grew a beard this winter all because of Ssssssst and he never even grew one himself

Next you're

gonna tell me that you don't even own a shiny new spacesuit

He has a beard AND has gravy

dripping down it. Steve is sexy! Grow a beard!

**Pancho1188** · 05-31-2004, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Elana

He has a beard

AND has gravy dripping down it. Steve is sexy! Grow a beard!

Elana is sexy! Grow a breast (or two)!

**Elana** · 05-31-2004, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by Pancho1188

Elana is sexy!

Grow a breast (or two)!

Grow a beard on your breasts

**Pancho1188** · 05-31-2004, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by Elana

Grow a beard on

your breasts

Hairy nipples are sexy.

**Dissension** · 05-31-2004, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by Elana

Grow a beard on

your breasts

I once knew an Indian girl who had hairs on her chest, fukin bitch tried to lie to my

best mate, who was seeing her at the time, that me and my flat mate had some 3 way action with her. yuk...no fuking

way

**Elana** · 05-31-2004, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by Dissension

I once knew an

Indian girl who had hairs on her chest, fukin bitch tried to lie to my best mate, who was seeing her at the time,

that me and my flat mate had some 3 way action with her. yuk...no fuking way

Then how did you

know she had hair on her chest? You totally did her!

**BigGulp** · 05-31-2004, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by Elana

Then how did you

know she had hair on her chest? You totally did her!

BUSTED!!!!!

*ROFLMAO icon that should

have been on the old Forum but wasn't*

**Dissension** · 05-31-2004, 03:01 PM

I wouldnt sleep with my mates

girl...she wanted to. My flat mate was asleep in the next room. I think she felt angry and vindictive that I didnt

go through with it....I mean, a hairy chest. I stopped right there.

She is now a Solictor ( Lawyer )

**Pancho1188** · 05-31-2004, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by Dissension

I wouldnt

sleep with my mates girl...she wanted to. My flat mate was asleep in the next room. I think she felt angry and

vindictive that I didnt go through with it....I mean, a hairy chest. I stopped right there.

She is now a

Solictor ( Lawyer )

If she'd had a facial beard, you totally would've done her...

**Icarus** · 05-31-2004, 03:11 PM

Can I just say

something?

Mince

Message ends - Thank you

**Dissension** · 05-31-2004, 03:25 PM

she shaved

**Elana** · 05-31-2004, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Dissension

she

shaved

HE SAID....MESSAGE ENDS!!!!

**Dissension** · 06-01-2004, 04:03 AM

I say NO to hairy

lips

and I say NO to hairy Tits

**CptKipling** · 06-01-2004, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Icarus

It's happened.

After all my joking and irreverence on the subject.

I get caught up studying for exams, and what

happens?

I have a beard.

This, however, is kinda groovy.

It's very tactile. I am, at

the moment, in no hurry to remove it.

I shall post any misadventures connected to it on this

thread.

And not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin

Steve

I too experience the

post exam beard phenomenomenom - a hero among my fellow man, and a freak to women.