Perfume

[SweetBrenda]

A young and beautiful woman

gets into the elevator, smelling like
expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator


with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

Another young and beautiful

woman gets on the elevator and also
smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian


woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has

reached her destination
and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves she looks both beautiful


women in the eyes, turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."

[DrSmellThis]

Thank you for that info, B. My

next perfume for women will now be broccoli scented.

[Holmes]

Will you make one pour

homme?

[DZorro]

Great

joke.




DZorro,