Jennifer Connelly is more hot. ::
Jennifer Connelly is more hot. ::
"You made three mistakes. 1. You took the job. 2. A 4 man crew to catch me, f***ing insulting. 3. You didn't pack enough weapons."- Riddick "The Chronicles of Riddick"
Wow thanks....you are good for a girls egoOriginally Posted by jose
That's right, Carlos, don't take anything from these forum people! Don't you feel betterOriginally Posted by Carlos
now?
Here is an announcement to newbies:
Hey world, don't take Tallmacky's (etc.)
kidding seriously -- ever!! And if any of you newbies show up to the forum wearing your insecurities and
"victim status" on your shirtsleeve, some people (maybe even me, every once in a while, but usually i'm pretty
direct) are going to try to help you through that by making fun of you until you find an alternate
perspective! That is because the former perspective can spell d-e-a-t-h to your love life, and also because that's
just the way some people are that hang out here! So know that beforehand, because they won't necessarily tell you
that's what they are doing! Of course, that doesn't mean you should let people make fun of you without giving even
more "fun" back to them.
DrSmellThis (creator of P H E R O S)
I think we need to add this post to the sticky taped Newbie post.Originally Posted by DrSmellThis
Thankfully you didn't read my
incredibly prophetic post Elana. That's all I have to say tonight!
Nostradamus is amongst usOriginally Posted by bigdog
Last edited by Elana; 05-29-2004 at 06:40 AM.
Originally Posted by DrSmellThis
Great post DST.....
Eep Opp Ork Aah Aah...
The only way someone could think that is if they had a crack habbit. So I take itOriginally Posted by jose
you snort up? I used to snort up back in the day, you know back in my younger years, I loved crack, I remember
watching Barney on TV and because crack is whack and all and messes with your senses I thought Barney was really
sex, and was a girl? This is an intervention, I say drop that crack pipe and see some real bEauty.
Dr.
NICE POST! I was trying to help in my sort of "way", but to those with that mindset usually the tongue and cheek
stuff comes off as we are puking bile on them or something? I dunno. I like your fairness though, and I deserve a
few butts in the head. errrr yeah.
Carlos! How did the night go?
Originally Posted by tallmacky
I don't use drugs so your theory is
wrong, it's just reality. I say stop playing with yourself looking at your Avatar and except that those eyes,
those lips and that hair of Jennifer "is" the most beautiful. :P
"You made three mistakes. 1. You took the job. 2. A 4 man crew to catch me, f***ing insulting. 3. You didn't pack enough weapons."- Riddick "The Chronicles of Riddick"
Jose...do you have pictures of Brat
Pitt and Farah Faucet hanging in your room too?
Never heard of them.Originally Posted by Elana
"You made three mistakes. 1. You took the job. 2. A 4 man crew to catch me, f***ing insulting. 3. You didn't pack enough weapons."- Riddick "The Chronicles of Riddick"
WHAT? You don't doOriginally Posted by jose
any drugs? What's wrong with you? Sorry but I have a hard time taking anyone who doesn't atleast slam crack or
drop acid once a weak serious, I think its wrong not to.
Jose, we have been through enough wars, I hope you
aren't starting another Blonde Vs. Brunette war, wasn't the last bloody enough, and who won it last time? Blondes?
Blondes, fewer numbers but Japanese men cannot resist! HENTAI! ...or something. I take it you are a movie buff
and may have overdosed on "Requirem for a dream". I can't stop playing with myself, and I obviously don't agree
with the latter of your statement, as I'm still playing with my avatar, eh? precious.
Dem bones Dem bones Dem Dry
Bones.
Leg bone connected to the Neck Bone connected to the eye Bone.
(connected to the
nepotism)
I once knew a man who got a crick in his neck from patting himself on the back, but then he found
someone else who agreed to do it for him. (so that all worked out for the best)
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. I'm
not sleeping, (and haven't for two days) so everything seems like a baaaaaaad dream with awful colours. At least I
don't have a technogeek friend 'adjusting' the contrast to make the flesh-tones look 'real'. ---"I'm happy
with it just the way it is, thanks."
Buuuuuut, at least I'm getting stuff done. (at my flatmates' expense)
All those piddling chores that used to be avoided while more pressing matters were at hand now fill my nighttime
hours. (as a side note to the very serious business of staring at the wall)
Relevance to original post?
NONE. Relevance to previous post? NONE. Previous posts relevance to original thread? SLIM to NONE.
Just a
need to find peace.
"...and from that egg, hatched a stone monkey!" (Newton)
LOL there's no blonde and Burnett wars here, I love them all. I guess weOriginally Posted by tallmacky
have to agree to disagree tallmacky.
But here's a photo.... as you can see she's perfect, now take your hands
out your shorts.
Last edited by jose; 05-30-2004 at 07:05 AM.
"You made three mistakes. 1. You took the job. 2. A 4 man crew to catch me, f***ing insulting. 3. You didn't pack enough weapons."- Riddick "The Chronicles of Riddick"
Sorry I can't do that, i'm too bizE. ROFLMAO Oh yeah, add thisOriginally Posted by jose
to your collection too!
Keep it I'm sure you'll need it whenOriginally Posted by tallmacky
your alone with your tissues. LMAO!!!!!!!
"You made three mistakes. 1. You took the job. 2. A 4 man crew to catch me, f***ing insulting. 3. You didn't pack enough weapons."- Riddick "The Chronicles of Riddick"
Jose, my dear sweet friend, IOriginally Posted by jose
hope you are not being prejudice against us Chronic Masturbators. We are teased in films, television shows,
magazines. I would hate to think you are perpetuating this sort of hatred.
You are right about the tissues I
do use them, downy is the best they have twice the soaking power for those monster loads.
Oh No there's no hatred, go for it. We wouldn't want "the plumbing to be backed up".lolOriginally Posted by tallmacky
"You made three mistakes. 1. You took the job. 2. A 4 man crew to catch me, f***ing insulting. 3. You didn't pack enough weapons."- Riddick "The Chronicles of Riddick"
Don'tOriginally Posted by tallmacky
insult me. No one is more passive-aggressive than me, dammit!
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