An office manager

had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill...
He thought he\'d fire the employee who

came late to work the next morning.
Well, both employees came to work very early.
Then the manager thought he

would catch the first one who took a coffee break.
Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.
Then the

manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break
- strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that

day,
they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he\'d wait & see who
would leave work the

earliest and both employees stayed after closing.
Jill finally went to the coat rack & the manager went up to

her & said,
\"Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don\'t know whether to lay you or Jack off.\"
Jill

said, \"Well, you\'d better jack off, because I\'m late for my bus.\"