A small guy goes

into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy

and says, \"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.\"


The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him too, slapping his face and shaking him

and asks the small guy, \"What\'s wrong with you?\"
The small guy says, \"Excuse me, but what did you say?\"


The big dude looks down and says, \"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right

testicle, Turner Brown.\"
The small guy says, \"Thank God! I thought you said \'Turn around\'.\"