Coming soon to "Ugly Duckling"

[DrSmellThis]

Put on a happy face!

[koolking1]

sounds like a real boon for those unfortunately disfigured folks but I imagine it won\'t be long after that the

folks with the big bucks and a yen to look younger/better start demanding it.

[JustPeachy]

Fantastic! Can I place a bid for Sofia Loren\'s mug when she kicks?

[koolking1]

just close your eyes and I\'ll call you Sophia!

[JustPeachy]

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just close your eyes and I\'ll call

you Sophia!

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Close your eyes, and I\'ll put on a fake

Italian accent. Cheaper, quicker, and nobody gets dead over it - assuming you haven\'t picked up any really

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[koolking1]

well, I\'ll just wear a condom and you can call me Dirk Digler!!!

[Elana]

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well, I\'ll just wear a condom and you can call

me Dirk Digler!!!

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You would have to get more than just a face

sewn on for that one.

[koolking1]

yea, I know!!! drat

[zeu2003]

\"The surgery will attach facial tissue and blood vessels from a cadaver to a new patient.\"


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[DrSmellThis]

I like Peachy\'s idea: Wait for hip famous people (e.g., Johnny Cash) to bite the dust and snag one

of their faces. America, what a country!

[JustPeachy]

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I like Peachy\'s idea: Wait for hip

famous people (e.g., Johnny Cash) to bite the dust and snag one of their faces. America, what a country!

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Or, for the impatient, bump off the celebrity of your choice.

I got a

feeling JC\'s face is, uh, no longer in optimal condition for reuse.

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[JustPeachy]

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sounds like a real boon for those

unfortunately disfigured folks but I imagine it won\'t be long after that the folks with the big bucks and a yen

to look younger/better start demanding it.

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Or, just your

average double-bagger... I\'m tellin\' ya, this is a medical miracle. The world will be a far better place.

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