love-scent seduction guide

[tallmacky]

Just

finished a bit of the unoffical love-scent seduction guide.



The Love-Scent Seduction Guide By the men

of love-scent.

Some fan favorites are missing, such as Pantero, fran1, ironation, and some really bad old

tallmacky posts when he was captain moron. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]This guide will be great

one day, BeetleJuice even gave it his full support, and we all know how sexy he is.

[bjf]

I told you

never to post that picture of me

[Elana]

You will

never outsell my book \"Get women to throw money at you as they give you oral sex and cook you a large steak

dinner\"

By Elana
$69.95 on Amazon
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[franki]

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some really bad old tallmacky posts when he was

captain moron. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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[bjf]

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You will never outsell my book \"Get women to

throw money at you as they give you oral sex and cook you a large steak dinner\"

By Elana
$69.95 on Amazon


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Why must you

keep raising the price of that thing?

[Elana]

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You will never outsell my book \"Get women to throw money at you as they

give you oral sex and cook you a large steak dinner\"

By Elana
$69.95 on Amazon


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Why must you

keep raising the price of that thing?

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When I read the posts from

some of you guys, I see how much you NEED my guide. Supply and demand

[bjf]

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[Elana]

If you

feel that my price is too high I can allow you to make 4 easy payments of $29.95

[koolking1]

hey

guys, I did that 4 payments of $29.95 deal and she don\'t send the book till youv\'e paid in full!!!

[Elana]

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hey guys, I did that 4 payments of $29.95 deal and

she don\'t send the book till youv\'e paid in full!!!

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Of

course! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] I can\'t take the chance of sending you the book until I

get my money! What is wrong with you people? No wonder you can\'t get laid. I don\'t even think my book can help

you! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

I am sorry.....I got a bit angry. I am certain my book will

help you! Just send in your 5 easy payments of $31.95 and I will share with you the secrets every man needs to know.

[koolking1]

April 11th, 2004 by Kool King.

This book is a must read for all you studs out there, provides

insights from a woman\'s point of view. Firstly, there\'s the price. At only $69.95 this book is a bargain,

but, wait, it gets even better!!! You can get it for 5 easy payments of only $31.95 - what the hell, is she

crazy!!! Ok, lets get to the meet ( ha ha ha, that\'s a joke) of the book:

ha ha ha you\'ll just have to

subscribe to Manly Men\'s to get the low-down on this one, vital information isn\'t free you know. Just send

$6.95 via the internet to the below listed email address, the first hundred orders will also get put on our free

mailing list loaded with tips on chicks- otherwise known as our nipples newsletter. The second hundred orders will

also receive this special offer too, but only if they hurry and beat out the first hundred orders!!!!

pay via

paypals to KoolKing1@Spamalot.com now!!!!

[Elana]

I will show my boobs to the first 100,000 people who buy my book. Let\'s go.....sent in those

payments!

[Icarus]

Fools.

That heartless cow just copied and adapted my eNewsletter: \"Becoming the SausageLord: a

guide to Life, Women and Fine Eating\" (available now for the snap bargain price of $36 a month, or the bargain of

$500 per year! Visit www.BeTheMangina.com NOW!)

You will be hearing

from my lawyer.

[koolking1]

I\'d be careful about seeing those boobs, from what I\'ve heard she\'s talking about

the two guys who go by her place each evening at nine.

[koolking1]

I ordered Elana\'s book on Saturday and smartly sent in 5 consecutive payments online to

take advantage of the special offer. I speed-read it on Sunday and began using her techniques on Monday. I too,

with this new knowledge, was able to write and publish my own book earlier this morning, it\'s called \"The

Shepherd\". I\'ll review it later on Manly Man\'s.

[tallmacky]

What the hell? Why are all of you guys ordering Elana\'s book?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] What would a woman know about the female mind?

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[Elana]

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What would a woman know about the

female mind?


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I did my research! I interviewed Watcher, Marv

and a bunch of their friends. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] Buy my book!

[Pancho1188]

I\'ve just purchased and read the book. It was very short and to the point.

\"We

don\'t really know what we want, so you\'re just going to have to keep doing stupid things to impress us and

embarrass yourselves. That\'s the only way you\'re going to prove that you like us enough that you\'re

willing to go through hell just to go out with us.\"

It\'s very insightful. I give it a 10 on the Reality

scale. It was very real.

Hopefully this post won\'t ruin sales of the book...just send Elana your money for

admitting that *spooky voice* all of your fears and insecurities are true and you\'re just going to have to

live with that for the rest of your life or get over it!*spooky voice*

Send her your money now! You can\'t

buy that kind of honesty anywhere else!



...Well, except for with me, but anyone who would pay me $69.95 for

information that I foolishly post for free has more problems than just trying to get women.