I'm short, Pancho. Most
guys, even the tall, skinny ones, are bigger than me.
I'm short, Pancho. Most
guys, even the tall, skinny ones, are bigger than me.
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
Originally Posted by Sexyredhead
-Look at you (picks up
girl)...you're a little 'pocket rocket'! I thought you were some uptight English gal...
-Excuse me, I'm Mrs.
Richie.
-Oh, you're Barbara? (puts down maid)
-I'm Mrs. Richie, can I help you?
--- The Man Who Knew Too
Little
There's something special
about being picked up and thrown over a shoulder. <dreamy sigh>
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
Originally Posted by Pancho1188
Pancho, you're showing way too much interest in Suzzie. I'm getting
worried about you. Don't let Ash lead you to the dark side!
(Think about some hot lesbian action. Say
a sweet little threesome between me, JustPeachy, and Elana.) Come back into the light. Better now?
From 'The Truth About Cats & Dogs'
"Love your pets. Just don't LOVE your pets."
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
[sigh] Never happens toOriginally Posted by Sexyredhead
we of the slightly more amazonian proportion. I'm afraid we have to resort to simply throwing them to the ground
and having our way with them.
That's ok. Us short ones
have also been subject to over-throws, where the aforementioned strapping young man shoves us too far over the
shoulder, off the side of said shoulder, or falls over backwards because he can't balance. Most often results in
very un-lovely face plant.
And there are times when a girl doesn't want to be tossed over a shoulder.
Generally when she's winning the argument. You're lucky you're tall. I think I'd enjoy throwing a man to
the ground to have my way with him without having to have his cooperation first.
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
You just have to wait until
they're in a vulnerable position, is all. Or learn judo.
All for you, sexy thang.
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
Thought you were asleep,
Elana. You must have heard us thinking of you.
I couldn't fall asleep. I am the
ultimate caffeine wimp. But I am here now
Me too! I really need to go
to bed, but I was stupid and drank a dt. coke this afternoon.
Gotta get up eaaaaaaarly too. *sigh*
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
All holding an all night
vigil, waiting for my sprint to come in.
Did it come yet?Originally Posted by JustPeachy
How about now?
Check
your mailbox again...............
I think it should
*definitely* be there now.
Go check!
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
No, dammit.
Are we there
yet?
I have ta peeeeeee.
Still not
there????
You should sue.
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
Durn mail doesn't come in
around here until about 3PM. Argggggh!
Sue, I tell ya!
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
Yeah, I think you're right!
That was 40 minutes ago. Come
on, JP, tell us if it's come yet!
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
Not yet, but keep that
chainsaw handy, just in case.
Ahh, the "Fireman'sOriginally Posted by Sexyredhead
Carry"...
I have a good story about that, actually. I never knew my own strength until I had to do the
fireman's carry during football training camp in high school...
Imagine a 145-lb. Pancho carrying a 200+lb.
linebacker over his shoulder and doing a 10-yard sprint...all this during 3-a-day practices with full gear.
I'm
glad 175-lb. Pancho doesn't do that anymore...although that means I could probably even give the amazonian woman a
nice toss and carry once in a while...
JP, I think you just got
yourself an invitation.
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
Oh, and the tallest guy I ever flung over my shoulder was 6'6",Originally Posted by Sexyredhead
185 lbs.
The guy was a tower, and I was the second tallest person there...such my luck...at the time, I weighed
in at around 135-lbs...
The biggest guy to ever toss
me over his shoulder was 6'10", around 240. It was like being slung over a log, his shoulders were so big.
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"
--Calvin & Hobbes
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