Input for All The LESBIANS out there!

[Pancho1188]

The camel's name

is Suzzie. Freddy is my best friend and help-mate. Gender identification was a problem with Suzzie in the beginning.

It's kinda hard to tell with camels sometimes but I figured things out. She's a Doll BTW. Brown hair, brown eyes

and lips to die for. Tallmacky suggested I get a camel after I confessed to him that I was having problems with the

sheep he was sending me. I think I've been going wayyy too far with my PE excesses and a good camel was the only

option that made sense. That Macky is one smart Dude!

Anyway, I hear what you gals are saying about "soft

women". That's really what I'm looking for. That one special woman that will change everything for me. I know that

once I find her I'll never be able to go back to farm animals.

By the way, does Suzzie spit or

swallow??? Do you like her style of hump? How long can she go without a break for water?

[Sexyredhead]

I'm short, Pancho. Most

guys, even the tall, skinny ones, are bigger than me.

[Pancho1188]

I'm short,

Pancho. Most guys, even the tall, skinny ones, are bigger than me.

-Look at you (picks up

girl)...you're a little 'pocket rocket'! I thought you were some uptight English gal...
-Excuse me, I'm Mrs.

Richie.
-Oh, you're Barbara? (puts down maid)
-I'm Mrs. Richie, can I help you?

--- The Man Who Knew Too

Little

[Sexyredhead]

There's something special

about being picked up and thrown over a shoulder. <dreamy sigh>

[Sexyredhead]

By the way, does Suzzie spit or swallow??? Do you like her style of hump? How long can she go

without a break for water?

Pancho, you're showing way too much interest in Suzzie. I'm getting

worried about you. Don't let Ash lead you to the dark side!

(Think about some hot lesbian action. Say

a sweet little threesome between me, JustPeachy, and Elana.) Come back into the light. Better now?



From 'The Truth About Cats & Dogs'

"Love your pets. Just don't LOVE your pets."

[JustPeachy]

There's

something special about being picked up and thrown over a shoulder. <dreamy sigh>

[sigh] Never happens to

we of the slightly more amazonian proportion. I'm afraid we have to resort to simply throwing them to the ground

and having our way with them.

[Sexyredhead]

That's ok. Us short ones

have also been subject to over-throws, where the aforementioned strapping young man shoves us too far over the

shoulder, off the side of said shoulder, or falls over backwards because he can't balance. Most often results in

very un-lovely face plant.

And there are times when a girl doesn't want to be tossed over a shoulder.

Generally when she's winning the argument. You're lucky you're tall. I think I'd enjoy throwing a man to

the ground to have my way with him without having to have his cooperation first.

[JustPeachy]

You just have to wait until

they're in a vulnerable position, is all. Or learn judo.

[Elana]

Nice of you guys to keep it bumped

[Sexyredhead]

All for you, sexy thang.

[JustPeachy]

Thought you were asleep,

Elana. You must have heard us thinking of you.

[Elana]

I couldn't fall asleep. I am the

ultimate caffeine wimp. But I am here now

[Sexyredhead]

Me too! I really need to go

to bed, but I was stupid and drank a dt. coke this afternoon.

Gotta get up eaaaaaaarly too. *sigh*

[JustPeachy]

All holding an all night

vigil, waiting for my sprint to come in.

[Elana]

All holding an

all night vigil, waiting for my sprint to come in.

Did it come yet?


How about now?


Check

your mailbox again...............

[Sexyredhead]

I think it should

*definitely* be there now.


Go check!

[Elana]

Well? Is it?

[JustPeachy]

No, dammit.

Are we there

yet?

I have ta peeeeeee.

[Sexyredhead]

Still not

there????

You should sue.

[Elana]

I would totally sue if I were her!

[JustPeachy]

Durn mail doesn't come in

around here until about 3PM. Argggggh!

[Sexyredhead]

Sue, I tell ya!

[JustPeachy]

Yeah, I think you're right!

[Elana]

Now is it here?.....BUMP

[Sexyredhead]

That was 40 minutes ago. Come

on, JP, tell us if it's come yet!

[JustPeachy]

Not yet, but keep that

chainsaw handy, just in case.

[Pancho1188]

There's

something special about being picked up and thrown over a shoulder. <dreamy sigh>

Ahh, the "Fireman's

Carry"...

I have a good story about that, actually. I never knew my own strength until I had to do the

fireman's carry during football training camp in high school...

Imagine a 145-lb. Pancho carrying a 200+lb.

linebacker over his shoulder and doing a 10-yard sprint...all this during 3-a-day practices with full gear.

I'm

glad 175-lb. Pancho doesn't do that anymore...although that means I could probably even give the amazonian woman a

nice toss and carry once in a while...

[Sexyredhead]

JP, I think you just got

yourself an invitation.

[Pancho1188]

JP, I think

you just got yourself an invitation.

Oh, and the tallest guy I ever flung over my shoulder was 6'6",

185 lbs.

The guy was a tower, and I was the second tallest person there...such my luck...at the time, I weighed

in at around 135-lbs...

[Sexyredhead]

The biggest guy to ever toss

me over his shoulder was 6'10", around 240. It was like being slung over a log, his shoulders were so big.