The \"rube\" goes to the doctor

because he\'s constipated. The doctor says, \"Take two suppositories when you wake up tomorrow morning. If you

haven\'t had a bowel movement by noon, take two more. If by dinner you still haven\'t gone, take two more, then

come see me the next day.\"
Two days later the rube shows up at the doctor\'s office and says, \" Doc, I did

exactly like you said, took two suppositories in the morning, and nothing. Took two more at lunchtime, still

nothing. Took two more at dinner, again nothing. Hell, for all the good they done me, I might as well have stuck

\'em up my ass!\"

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