Memoirs Of All

[tallmacky]

Memoirs of the brown

canadian have started....I will write my interesting memoirs in a bit, I will let my tag team partner go first.

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This will be the most interesting thread in all of

love-scent!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Elana]

For breakfast this

morning I had two slices of Milton\'s whole wheat toast with chive and onion cream cheese.

I am now buring

a scented candle that SRH sent me.

[Elana]

Now I am doing some

laundry. I am washing the dust mites out of my sheets

[franki]

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Now I am doing some laundry. I am washing the dust

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Funny you say that. I washed my sheets a

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[Elana]

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Now I am doing some laundry. I am washing the dust mites out of my sheets



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Funny you say that. I washed my sheets a few days ago after your

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Tell us about your day, Franki
Tell us about your life

[TopDawg2050]

Dustmites?

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[Elana]

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Dustmites?

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http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/200

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If I have to be freaked out about them, I am taking you all down with me!

[tallmacky]

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Dustmites?

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They\'re the things in your pubic hair, if you forget to wash late

at night topdawg, they will eat your penis alive.

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Today for me, I

went to my splended community college, and sat in the odd excuse for a computer lab. I was supposed to do a

programming lab and instead of doing it I avoided it and just sat there in front of the computer for 4 hours

thinking about doing it, but not doing it. I will probably fail the class....but that is life, these are the choices

I have chosen, I must decide the importance of this, what shall I chose......stay tuned....well actually why bother

you know I won\'t do it.

[TopDawg2050]

Kind of a lot to

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[franki]

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Now I am

doing some laundry. I am washing the dust mites out of my sheets

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Funny you say that. I washed my sheets a few days ago after your remark about dustmites.

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Tell us

about your day, Franki
Tell us about your life

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Today

(actually yesterday for me, cause it is just past midnight) I visited my first class of the new \"summer

semester\". I also won my first 2 (!) sit and go online poker tourneys.

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[Bottle]

I just did my late

night shopping at the supermarket, no bargains tonight though, and I had to go my lest fav supermarket as I was too

late for the other one..this really is a downer and puts me in the worng mood.

thought to self:

Bottle

get your sh!t together ( I wonder if everyone else is as useless as me )

anyway...I managed to get some maple

syrup for my icecream so I\'m pleased about that [ wow a small victory ]

when I was at the beauty and

wot-not section buying a razor a noticed a rather attractive lady stacking shelves she walks past me and I notice

her checking me out, as I skid about on my shopping trolly like a 12 year old kid...I\'m playing it cool

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img].... she walks past me, and I have to subtly swivel around to check

out her butt...I\'m wearing

WAGG and TE, left over from this morning...3 dabs each.

I hunt in

persuit but she vanishes some where between the pultry and the dairy products...Damn....


she must of been

shy

[tallmacky]

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Kind of a lot to eat isn\'t it?

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Depends topdawg, what are you packing a miniature EggRoll, or a slab

of Grade A Solami.

I figure it will take them about 15 minutes to finish you off, and no not the type of

\"finishing off\" where after you shake like you gots the \"holy ghost\". SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE. This is not a

pleasure finishing off in other words......the end of all ends. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Smegma is the sweetest delicacy for dustmites, and if you are a dirty boy who hasn\'t been washing...the more for

them....bye bye. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[TopDawg2050]

You\'ve seen

those Pepperoni sticks at the grocery store? Take 4 of them and put them side by side in a square

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[Elana]

I just opened the

fridge and looked inside. \"What do I want to eat\" I wondered? I realized that I wasn\'t hungry so I shut the

door. Now I sent SRH and TM PM\'s. I am going to walk into my room now to smell the scented candle and then I will

come back here to the computer.

[TopDawg2050]

mmmm scented

candle... I will continue to sit here and watch Tv with my laptop on my..... well whadya know? MY LAP!

[Sexyredhead]

I\'m still in

my office. *sigh* I\'m waiting for someone to come unlock a lab one of my profs locked without noticing the gel

I\'ve got running on the counter. Can\'t run all night--will ruin the machine. Hopefully it\'s not totally

ruined and I won\'t have to repeat it in the morning. I can\'t leave for supper until I\'ve developed the gel,

then I have to come back after supper and finish some editing, which will take until late tonight to finish. I also

found out I need to do a regression analysis on one of my thesis experiments, and this delays me getting out of

here, when I NEED to get out of here. Bad things on top of bad things today.

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[Bottle]

I am now enjoying

eating spanish olives whilst watching a spanish film called \'The Devils Backbone\'

I like Spain...I think I

want to marry a spanish bird one day...hmmm...fantasies...but you gotta dream right?

[TopDawg2050]

.....Waiting for

dinner to be ready - Steak Sandwiches with sauteed onions and mushrooms

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[Sexyredhead]

I\'m going

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[Bottle]

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.....Waiting for dinner to be ready - Steak

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I dont give a sh!t, your mom is crap at cooking

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[BigGulp]

Well it was same

old, same old today for me. A bit messier than most Thursdays though. Wednesday is always a big night for the Strip

Clubs but last night must have been a full moon or a half moon or something cuz they were filthy when I did my

rounds this morning. Not just dirty mind you; they were FILTHY! I own and lease 14 Condom dispensers to some Clubs

on the Mainland. The $ is great to say the least and it\'s easy work too. The idea is for the guys to put the

condoms on before they get their lap dances. That way their excitement has some place to go. If ya follow. The

machines are in the bathrooms of the Clubs and today they were a mess. Boy! Some people! One of the owners told me

one of the dancers I know wanted to see me so I went over to Roxie\'s apartment. Her room mate, Trixie, answered

the door. The inside of the apartment looked like some of the bathrooms I\'d just been in. I didn\'t stay long.

Boy! Some people!

The good news was I got to stop by my Travel Agency on my way home. I picked up my tickets to

Miami. Some last minute packing left to do tonight and first thing in the morning I\'m off to sunny Florida. Big

time Condom Convention going on in Miami over the weekend. Lots of movers and shakers in the industry will be there.

I\'m just very small time but I should have fun. I\'ve never been to Florida before and I\'m looking forward

to visiting some of those wild clubs I\'ve been hearing so much about. I\'ll keep you posted.

Wish me

well.

BG

[Elana]

The candle is smelling

beautiful. Should I have some tropical sherbet? Hmmmmmmmm......I\'ll have to think about it for a bit. It does

have several flavors in it. Yes, I think I will have some. I\'ll tell you about it when I get back

[Elana]

I really prefer Sorbet

and Sherbet to Icecream. It is so refreshing. Edy\'s makes a great Sorbet.

[Bottle]

as long as its

lemon...nice and refreshing...nothing like getitng fresh...being fresh

[Sexyredhead]

I\'m feeling

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I\'ll get back to work

now.

[Sexyredhead]

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I really prefer Sorbet and Sherbet to Icecream. It

is so refreshing. Edy\'s makes a great Sorbet.

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Yes, when your

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[Sexyredhead]

I\'ve been on

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I think I\'m going to go home and get in the tub. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[DrSmellThis]

Know what? Does

your head ever just itch for no reason? Today I read that dust mites are the major cause of baldness. They climb

right into your follicles by the millions, it says. If you\'re lucky they\'ll stop at your skull. Otherwise

they\'re boring. I wonder if they like to climb up in your penis?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] I think I\'ll drink some more PBR, take another long piss,

and wash my hair again. Thank God, at least I\'m not running a regression analysis on one of SRH\'s feces

experiments. Stool analysis can be very tedious, what with the complexity of the modern diet. I really wish I could

be eating some of her tacos instead, or eating sherbert with Elana. Oh well... Ho, hum...Hmmmhmmmhmm...mmmmm...mmh

[Holmes]

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Know what? Today I read that dust mites are the

major cause of baldness. They climb right into your follicles by the millions, it says. If you\'re lucky

they\'ll stop at your skull, it says. I wonder if they like to climb up in your penis.

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Goddamn them mothaf**kaz!


Holmes

[Icarus]

Today I had the

greatest dream of all.

I dreamed that I lived.