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    I wonder if that will be the case today...

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    /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Please take your time and think it over, but do let us know what you opt to

    do.

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    I wonder if that will be the case today...

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    class=\"post\"> Please take your time and think it over, but do let us know what you opt to do.

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    I unwrapped, removed the rind, and took a little bite. So sour it\'s

    bitter. Ick. I couldn\'t eat that. However, the nasty taste in my mouth woke me up.

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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    Stay right where you

    are while we take this commercial break. Then back to the Elana &amp; SRH show!!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
    &lt;cue jingle&gt;

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    Two dwarfs decide to

    treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas.

    At the hotel bar, theyre seduced by Elana and SRH, they wind up

    going back to their Separate rooms.

    The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he\'s unable to reach a

    certain physical state that would enable him to join with Elana.

    His depression is enhanced by the fact that,

    from the next room he hears Cries of, \"ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!\" all night long.

    In the morning, the second

    dwarf asks the first, \"How did it go?\" The first whispered back, \"It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn\'t

    get my papino to stand to attention\"

    The second dwarf shook his head. \"You think that\'s embarrassing?\"

    he asked. \"I couldn\'t even jump up on the bed!\"

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    I doubt either

    Elana or I would have any trouble getting that pipino to stand up. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]


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    I doubt either Elana or I would have any trouble

    getting that pipino to stand up. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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    on 3rd cup of

    coffee, moving today and just thinking about it but doing nothing. Mountains to Portsmouth. Girlfriend still

    asleep, last night she had Shrimp Scampi and 4 glasses of wine - got totally loaded. We are very \"exciting\"

    people. At this rate we should be in Miami by 2025, I\'ll be 75.

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    I was supposed

    to go out last night. Big to-do at one of the local clubs with great live music. What did I do? Fell asleep on the

    couch at 7pm and didn\'t wake up till 9:30 when the phone rang, someone wanting to know where I was. At that point

    I didn\'t want to go anymore even though nothing gets started before 10pm. Just got in bed and slept till 8am.

    Guess I was tired. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

    So you\'re not as boring as you think, KK.

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

    But I\'ve got two parties to go to tonight, and with all the

    sleep I got, I just might make up for skipping last night. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]



    Now, to decide what\'s for breakfast...

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    thanks SRH for

    your kind words. Still nursing 3rd cup of coffee, girlfriend still fast asleep, moving not going well so far, a

    failure of a day today? time will tell.

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    thanks SRH for your kind words. Still nursing 3rd

    cup of coffee, girlfriend still fast asleep, moving not going well so far, a failure of a day today? time will

    tell.

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    Moving should be done over a whole weekend if possible.

    Not just in one day, unless you don\'t have much to move.

    What kind of coffee are you drinking?

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    It\'s such a

    beautiful Sat morning.... the sun is shining... the birds are singing.... and I\'m running my sheets and pillow

    cases through the washing machine because I\'ve been having debilitating nightmares since I read that thread on

    dustmites [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

    Hmmmm.... I\'m just finishing up my 2nd cup of coffee...

    contemplating my inevitable journey to the gym this morning... and wondering \'Who the hell is Maxine?\'

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Is she Calvin\'s mother, aunt, or sister?

    Ohhhh... the

    buzzer just went off.... time to put my sheets in the dryer.... WOOOO HOOOO!!!!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Maxine is no

    relation to Calvin, but he will be back shortly--never fear.

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    I\'m doing laundry too! Towels and socks right now. Just put

    the jeans in the dryer. Sister Hazel on the stereo.

    Cream cheese and eggs for breakfast. Yum!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    I was feeling

    a little old school this morning, so.... I\'m bounc\'in around to the Ramones this morning

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    I love cream cheese and scrambled eggs with some diced bacon

    mixed in.... MMmmmm

    I wonder if I should go out and wash my truck before I hit the gym... I don\'t think

    it\'s supposed to rain this weekend [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    girlfriend finally

    got up - doing laundry must be in the air as she\'s doing one now. We\'ll be moving over the course of the

    coming week, I\'m slow. Folger\'s instant, an almond croissant to round things out. Did get the doggy to the

    kennel (can\'t have him underfoot - another intriguing story for another day).

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    This was meant as

    a parody, yet it turns out that you people love to hear each other drone on about mundane details of life.

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    It\'s a scorcher

    today! Think I\'ll pound a couple 40z and crack open a fire hydrant.


    Holmes

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    Dust Mites are really nano

    sized reptiles...better watch it... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Dust Mites are really nano sized reptiles...better watch it...

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    I just had a nice dinner.

    I made steak and Chinese veggies. I washed it down with a Tanqueray and bitter lemon. I feel so good that I may just

    make up a mini plate of food for the dust mites/lizards.

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    Now I am waiting patiently

    for Metroman to finish changing his Basic Profile so I can steal his new signature.

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    Now I am waiting patiently for Metroman to finish

    changing his Basic Profile so I can steal his new signature.

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    Okay all done...balls in your court...go to it...

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    I had left over stuffed shells if anyone cares...I really have

    to go on a diet...get rid of my winter coat... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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    Yummmmmmm stuffed

    shells.
    No diet needed for me. I look hot. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Now I am noticing

    Metroman changing his signature again and I feel that is wrong of him to screw with the drunk chick!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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    Nice sig, Metroman!




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    You are so funny...

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    I wish I was there to have a few drinks, check out your hot

    little bod &amp; swap lizard stories... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Now I have to

    change it again because I\'m trying to stump you but I fear I\'m not having much luck...

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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    Now I have to change it again because I\'m trying

    to stump you but I fear I\'m not having much luck...

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    MEAN!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] The Illuminate lizards would be pissed if they knew you were doing

    this to me! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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    MEAN!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] The Illuminate lizards would be pissed if they knew you were doing

    this to me! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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    class=\"post\">

    Poor sweet pea...Okay I\'ll stop now [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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    Metro, now you

    have to give her a happy hug! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    Metro, now you have to give her a happy hug!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    How am I

    supposed to do that when I\'m 3,000 miles away? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    How am I supposed to do that when I\'m 3,000

    miles away? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

    <hr /></blockquote><font

    class=\"post\">

    Some thugs are into thug-o-nomics, (reference to what?

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]) I happen to be in hug-o-nomics. Hugs are great. She is 3,000 miles

    away then send her a E-Hug, and put lots of stupid emoticons in it like this.
    -------------------------
    HUG

    TIME! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
    -------------------------

    Upstate New York, eh Metro.

    Come near the Fort Drum area and you can come and give me a big special hug....yummy I love hugs!

    Can I

    borrows a hug? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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