The most random post ever.

[Helsinki]

Ok kids,

brace yourselves, this one is all over the place.
First off, as you may have seen, I am (gasp) a newbie. In fact,

last night I finally broke down and bought the newbie start-up kit. So.... a few questions and comments:
First off,

this sight is so great and informative and professional. I appreciate the lack of hype and hub-bub assoicated with

other pheremone sights. I have looked around for a few weeks with some interest, but really answered most of my

questions on this sight.
Ok, advice for best use of the newbie kit? I\'m excited for it, but in a way, almost

regretting it. I got the \"unsented\" edge, because I really like my calogne. (Banana Republic, highly

reccomended.) Anyways, what\'s the success ratio like and the most effective way to get started in my new-found

phero-dom with this kit?
I\'m a pre med student and working on my undergrad degree in zoology. In fact, I just

finished and entire research paper on vomeronasal organs in snakes. They\'re a little different. But FASCINTED

learning about human use. Anyways, scientifically I have some questions: After reading and researching quite a bit,

I began to wonder if none worked only when the female is in (or right before) her mentrual cycle. Some tests may

produce a better hit, but it may be simply due to the females cycle. Any light on this? I looked through some of the

science journals (Which were su-weet btw) but didn\'t have much success, my guess is that yes, nones have a

greater affect right before that \"time of the month\".
Ok, here\'s a good story you\'ll ALL enjoy. I\'m

big into logic, and science, and testing, but this one may skew a whole bunch of tests, just so you know, big

\"hits\" may not be due to the pheromones.
So, get this, I\'m a decent looking guy, pretty confident. My

friends all tease me that I get all the ladies. In high school, we were kinda the \"in crowd\". To not be

prideful, we\'re just a group of guys that usually doesn\'t have a hard time getting girls. None of us are into

pre-marital sex or anything like that, but we do date a lot. Anyways, today was wack-o.
I was up all night

studying and learning about pheros and such. After I ordered my kit, I began to wonder this morning how to best

conduct my testing. Then this happened. First thing my co-workers said this morning? \"Jon, you look HOT today!\"

It was weird. I work at a bank and today, a lady came in whose daughter I know only from the bank. The lady (Mrs.

Newman) owns a restaraunt and told me I could eat for free there today. So, another interesting gesture from a

female. I get to the resturaunt and all the girls that work there already somehow knew whoi I was, like they were

expecting me. As soon as I place an order, Mrs. Newman came and handed me the phone. It was her daughter, Kim. Kim

(who is a few years younder than me, and remember, I only have met her a couple times) told me for ten minutes that

I was the hottest guy and that she totally had a crush on me, that her parents love me and want me to date her, and

even *marry* her. (I\'m TOTALLY weirded out by this.) Kim is wuite young and so she tells me, \"You should date

my sister until I\'m a little older and then we could date!, and just think, everytime you\'re at my house and

my sister isn\'t around, we could be all HELLO.\" It was NUTS! So then I tell her I\'ll talk to her later and

I\'ve gotta eat my food. As soon as I start eating, SIX girls from the resteraunt came and ate with me! All they

wanted to do was talk and flirt. One of them, a stranger had her legs up on mine the whole time. They all asked for

my number and said they wanted me to work there. It was out of this world, complete flattery. So then Kim calls back

and talks to her sister for a bit and Kim decides that she doesn\'t want all of these girls paying me so much

attention, so she drove down to the resteraunt just to see me. Kim is GORGEOUS, just young. We laugh and flirt a

lot. And the whole time I\'m thinking, \'Man, I wish someone had a camera or something, I\'m SURROUNDED by

girls!\" And they were all thinking I was about the greatest thing ever. Even another customer said \"wow,

aren\'t YOU the popular one today.\"
Later at work, a coworker kept pushing her chest against me and rubbing

against my butt. And apon leaving for the day, she smacked my butt.
So, stuff like that DOES happen without the

pheros. Beware on the testing, it might just be a fluke like this one was. It has never happened before, but it was

awesome. I ended the day with 6 new phone numbers.
Maybe this sight is just leaking pheros and last night I just

got saturated as I studied or something. Either way, if pheros can get results like that more often, count me in.
I

told you it was going to be random.

[bjf]

Hey, did you



a) not shower (you were up all night and just went out)
b) were your stress levels higher or were you

sweating alot


I get good natural mone hits when I have been through anxious situations (with some

sweating) and having not washed.


I suspect it is because it is because of a sustained higher level of

hormone production combined with sweating that is going on in cases of anxiousness (or maybe just being really

determined to achieve a task), and I wonder if this occured in your case.


During fight or flight

situations, I think (hypthesis) that none production is high, and DIHLs could be the result of recognizing someone

in a fight or flight situation.


Anyway, how much sleep did you get, etc, how long were you

working?

Did you wash, shave, change clothes, etc, in the morning?

[Helsinki]

Very

helpful, and informative. Thank you. I had crammed all the day previously for a big Zoology test. I slept in today

when all the happened, and I just quickly got ready and left.
All of this is very interesting.

[SwingerMD]

Helsinki,

Very interesting story. Oh and welcome to the forum!

I remember to my pre phero days having days

like the one you had. Usually would happen maybe once per year. The day before you are just Joe Schmo and the next

day the ladies can\'t keep their hands off of you.

Best of luck playing around with the newbie

kit.

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[Bottle]

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[pico]

welcome to

the board Helsinki, looking forward to some good hit stories from you

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[oscar]

Helsinki,

I know that Bruce has been hesitant to use this in his marketing since the results of the clinical

studies are not yet in, but yours is just one of innumerable communiques which have indicated that just ORDERING the

Newbie Special can make one irresistable to women!

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Congratulations!

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[DrSmellThis]

Just

reading one of Oscar\'s posts can make you irresistable to

women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Act Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[Helsinki]

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Uhhhh, new guy here. What the junk does that mean?


I\'m hoping to

get my kit tomorrow or the next day, I have a sweet date on Saturday, and cannot WAIT to give it a whirl.

[Bottle]

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[CJ01]

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None of us are into pre-marital sex or anything

like that,

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[tounge]

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<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Uhhhh, new guy here.

What the junk does that mean?

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> I think it means he does not believe

you. I agree with him.

[bjf]

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None of us are into pre-marital sex or anything like that,

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He\'s from

Utah, which has a heavy mormon population.

Anyway, aside from not getting sex, it must be great for women not

to be able to use sex as a weapon. Apparently, then they wind up doing all the \"work\".

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[Max]

What\'s

with this numer thing anyway? 5 for AE etc.

[bjf]

someone said

in the suggestion box to tell favorite pheromone, so i just rated my top five choices

[Helsinki]

\'Tis

true, we\'re all crazy out here.

[Sacogoo]

bjf

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He\'s from Utah, which has a heavy

mormon population.

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I\'m mormon, and that offends me. If I

wasn\'t drunk as hell, stoned to the gills and jacked up on No-Doz right now I\'d be even more pissed.



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Anyway, aside from not getting sex, it must be

great for women not to be able to use sex as a weapon. Apparently, then they wind up doing all the

\"work\".

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Misconception. Best sex I\'ve ever had was with

my high-school mormon girlfriend. We did just stuff I haven\'t done since. Amazing thing was we never really had

vaginal intercourse. Just everything else. Amazingly erotic, sexually charged, creative, and just plain downright

nasty at times.

[bjf]

Sacagoo,

What makes you so pissed?

CJ01 didn\'t believe he really wasn\'t into pre-marital sex, and I had

noticed that his location said Utah, and was pointing that out to CJ01, and that Utah has a mormon-heavy population

(as she might not know being from Europe).

As for my next comment, that was a play on the fact that he said the

girls that \"work\" the hardest usually get him. A reveral of role, sort of speak.

So, why are you

pissed?

[franki]

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CJ01 didn\'t believe he really wasn\'t into

pre-marital sex, and I had noticed that his location said Utah, and was pointing that out to CJ01, and that Utah has

a mormon-heavy population (as she might not know being from Europe).





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[bjf]

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I don\'t know how you guys know

so much about our nation, always amazes me.

I don\'t think CJ01 noticed that he was from Utah, or might be

Mormon. Many Mormons are devoted to the no pre-maritial intercourse thing, so it isn\'t that hard to believe that

our friend would be waiting.

[Elana]

I know

several Mormons and they get it regularly

[CJ01]

I knew and I

noticed bjf but thanks anyway. Utah´s pretty well known for being...erm...well....different

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they stick to no the sex before marriage rule as much as catholics do

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I don\'t know how you guys know so much about our nation, always amazes me.

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I don´t wanna go to Utah - no booze for f*cks sake and

what´s this thing about being too close to relatives ??? Is that true or just a dodgy myth -seeing as we´re on the

subject I may as well ask to get more insight into this issue.

[Icarus]

No,

this is the most random post ever.

Aardvark** 175

Quanta? Beyond macadamia Stand three

menwomen?

85% burned beyond Scrabble : Singl Singl wombat fighting for

SighBread.

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Or... does the random nature of words within the framework

of the title \'random\' negate the very randomness that I sought?

Discuss.

Steve

[Sacogoo]

bjf

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What makes you so pissed?

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What? Beyond the fact that I just finished an 83 hour work week, I\'m

totally out of Lil\' Juan Beef &amp; Bean frozen burritos, and my cat yaked a hair bal the size of Ohio on my

bedroom floor, you mean why I\'m just a bit cheesed?

Maybe it\'s just the excessive CO2 auto emissons that

has me a bit edged.

And then you want to discuss the finer points of Mormonism?

Yeah, that\'s just icing

on the proverbial cake now, isn\'t it?

[Sacogoo]

CJ

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I don´t wanna go to Utah - no booze for

f*cks sake and what´s this thing about being too close to relatives ??? Is that true or just a dodgy myth -seeing as

we´re on the subject I may as well ask to get more insight into this issue.

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There\'s plenty of booze in Utah - as long as you purchase it from one of the state owned

liquor stores. However, polygamy was outlawed in the state of Utah in order for the then territory to be admitted

to the Union. However, there continues a practice of polygamy outside the typical societal acceptable boundaries.

(Case in point, the guy I joined the Army with\'s father has 36 wives. Kinda kooky, but true.)

[camusflage]

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I guess they stick to no the sex before marriage

rule as much as catholics do

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Not to digress, but I\'ve had anal sex

with a \"good catholic girl\" after she\'d swallowed a load from me, but as in Sac\'s case, there never was

any actual vaginal sex. Just everything up to it!

[franki]

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I guess they stick to no the sex before marriage rule as much as catholics

do

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Not to digress, but I\'ve had anal sex with a \"good catholic

girl\" after she\'d swallowed a load from me, but as in Sac\'s case, there never was any actual vaginal sex.

Just everything up to it!

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Thanks for letting us know.

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[InternationalPlayboy]

There used to be a woman in my area at work who was having an affair with a guy she worked with. The

guy was married and quite religious. She would complain to the other girls at work that he would only let her

perform oral on him as that \"wasn\'t adultery.\" She wasn\'t the most attractive flower in the garden, so I

wonder if that wasn\'t just an excuse to get a BJ and not have to look at her face. Two birds with one

stone.

After the Clinton/Lewinsky thing, I thought back at this couple at work and wondered if this guy and

Clinton had the same dictionary.