Now, be nice and don't tell

stories :rofl: Although it was awfully funny. I don't think she's forgiven me yet. :rasp: It wouldn't have been

half as funny if the woman had ever had a sense of...

My kids thought I was funny,

usually after they grew to be adults and could look back at some of the pranks from a different perspective. My

ex-wife still thinks I need to grow up...Which is...

I told one of my daughters she

was a blue light special at KMart. She didn't think it was funny, for some reason.

If you are dealing with kids

there are all sorts of things you can tell...

There is no such thing as

healthy sanity. Sanity is defined by society and our society is crazy.

Personally, many of those sound like

fun.