Holmes, I stay young by

hanging with musicians and artists; and, well, being one. I know you can relate to that. It's like an "artificial"

(real? I really mean atypical) world where young...

I think he meant Modern

Drummer, but I reserve the right to be mistaken, as Mobes says.

Happiest of birthdays to you.

May this year be your best!

You really write for MD? Can I touch you? (appropriately of course)

What were we

thinking when we decided to get born? Jeez....