OK, I got bored. I decided to if A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G gets me over the top, what would shopping at L-O-V-E-S-C-E-N-T get me? (A=1, B=2, C=3, etc.. same logic as above)

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I don\'t know about other people but I tend to be ticklish in that area. So stimulation there just makes me laugh. I\'m not pierced like the other guy here /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif...

Two old men were sitting in a bar, discussing their wives. The first said, \"Last night, I asked Myrna if we could try sex in a different position. I wanted to try doing it doggy style.\"

\"Doggy...

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep, the woman on the lower bunk, the man on...

Since I am a newbie, instead of posting a dumb newbie question I will post a dumb newbie joke /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

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There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a...