A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her Grade Two class because she realizes Little Johnny\'s habit of using sexual innuendo is going to cause some trouble.

Johnny...

Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board.

\"Does anyone know what this is?\" She asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand...

\'Mummy, Mummy. I was at the playground and Daddy and...\' Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story, so Little Johnny tells her.

\'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy\'s car...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah so that\'s it !!!

I should have known Johnnie !

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Ok I got the first one

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What\'s a cont?