In the course of human development there are times at which, usually in retrospect, one can pinpoint precisely when a corner is turned and life presents itself afresh, through a different lens as it...

Karl is not the type of person

to remain speechless for any length of time and, as with most people who are prematurely and punitively toilet

trained, succumbs easily to aggression when faced...

Joey finally succeeded in

ripping the Auto-Atomizer II from Francine's car just as Karl (K), in a barely controlled fit of organizational

angst, pulled him by the ankles from beneath the car,...

A life of privilege and

prettiness did not prepare Francine for the soft emotions she felt toward Tom, nor the emotional maturity to deal

with a flood of pheromones entering her brain via...

Francine's unique manipulation

of the English language notwithstanding, she was a girl who understood many things, mostly on an intuitive level,

and was known to have the capability to put...

In any group of friends -

particularly such as we find here - there is an anchor; a member who's personal qualities are less likely to raise

the hair on the back of necks and who provide...

If fate is the playground of the

gods, then Joey must certainly be one of their favorite toys. Joey was thinking this, though in not such

philosophical terms, as his thoughts usually ran...

"O what a tangled web we weave,

when first we practice to deceive" or, in Joey's case, outright theft. Poker night at Ignatio's was a special

treat for Joey, not for for the game or...

Karl (spelled with a K)

untangled himself from Joey at the back of the BMW, thinking "I have no time for this", even though his private

entanglements with Joey he had found quite...

After a half dozen tequila lime

freezes, along with breathing a steady atmosphere of Chikara being pumped from well placed atomizers, Joey hooted

like a deranged owl when he read his new...

well storytellers?

Freshly stitched and very

uncomfortable, Joey made a beeline to club Pharaoh Moan the very day he was released from treatment with the worst

grade ever recorded at that particular facility. ...

[blink blink blink] "Well,

there was this guy, you know, and like, he was like just this guy. Soooo I thought he was kinda cute so I talked to

him and he was like pretty cool and I gave him...

Joey turned, and just as he was

about to run over to Karl a giant hook grabbed his waistband from behind and lifted him into the air like a huge

mechanical wedgie. As he was being dragged up...

Judging from the woman's DIHL

and the yellow steam rising from the snowy footsteps, she was obviously the victim of a vicious NPA assault. Even

Joey No-Nostrils - so named because doctors...