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  1. Thread: The Truth

    by Briela
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    The Truth

    After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. \"So, how is everything going?\" inquired God.

    \"It is all so beautiful, God.\" she replied, \"The sun rises and sunsets are...
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    Re: Roller skates vs. roller blades

    Bruce,

    Does your family\'s inline skates have ABT brakes? It doesn\'t sound like it from your brief description. ABT (active brake technology) is what I\'d describe as \"training brakes\" for...
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    Re: Ok, change em up BART STYLE BABY! My pics HERE!

    Bart,

    There is nothing wrong with you at all, other than a lack of self confidence. You are a good looking young man with a great smile... use it liberally and with feeling. Throw your...
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    One Small Gesture...

    One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself,...
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    A Dog\'s Pet Peeves

    1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

    2. Yelling at me for barking...I AM A DOG!!

    3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn\'t all over everything while you\'re...
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    Re: A Woman\'s Prayer/A Man\'s Prayer

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    Perfect! This one will be making the rounds for sure.
  7. Thread: The Redhead

    by Briela
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    The Redhead

    A young redhead goes into the doctor\'s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

    \"Impossible\" says the doctor. \"Show me!\"

    She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and...
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    Re: The Best songs in the World.

    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Thanks Mobley. I love the song and thought it was more than apropos in this context.
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    Re: The Best songs in the World.

    EVERYTHING THAT\'S WRONG (Linda Eder)

    Everybody needs to be with somebody
    Even after all the cold hard facts are known
    Like your heart will probably break
    What with all that give and take...
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    Re: Sympathy for the loss of Druid\'s father

    Druid, I lost my mother under identical circumstances a few years ago. My heartfelt condolences to you and your entire family. May fond memories of times with your father elicit warm smiles to help...
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    Re: Gotta love Sarah!

    I\'m with you DVK, Sarah\'s music is great! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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    Re: The Best songs in the World.

    Thanks FTR and Enticing...it\'s definitely one of my favorites, for it says it all. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    Here\'s another one I love.

    DON\'T NEED YOU TO (Samantha Mumba)

    I...
  13. Thread: A Fable

    by Briela
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    A Fable

    One day, a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river and his ax fell into the river. When he cried out suddenly, the Lord appeared and asked, \"My Son, why are you crying?\" The...
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    Re: The Best songs in the World.

    Kudos to Meredith Brooks


    BITCH

    I hate the world today
    You\'re so good to me, I know but I can\'t change
    Tried to tell you but you looked at me like maybe I\'m an angel underneath...
  15. Thread: First Aid

    by Briela
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    Re: First Aid

    Not so fast... I believe training certification is needed. Knowing where and when to apply the \"Hind lick\" maneuver is essential. Using it improperly could get really ugly....
  16. Thread: Palm Peeling.

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    Re: Palm Peeling.

    Sounds like it may be exfoliative keratolysis. It‘s a common skin condition in which there is focal peeling of the palms and sometimes the soles of the feet. The first sign is one or more...
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    The Joy of Children

    The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas:

    Things I\'ve learned from my Children (honest & no kidding):

    1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft....
  18. Thread: First Aid

    by Briela
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    First Aid

    Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer, and talking about current cattle prices.

    Suddenly, a woman at a...
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    Re: favorite films

    Can\'t limit it to five... ten is hard enough. In no particular order:

    Schindler\'s List
    Apollo 13
    Forrest Gump
    The African Queen
    It\'s a Wonderful Life
    Dr Zhivago
    My Fair Lady
    The...
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    Re: RANDOM THOUGHTS BY REAL WOMEN!

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    Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

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    LOL...
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    Re: DO THEY SMOKE CRACK IN AUSTRALIA?

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    I don\'t think it\'s that bad.

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    Okay Andy, you go first and tell us how it really feels. ...
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    Re: DO THEY SMOKE CRACK IN AUSTRALIA?

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    Wow. And I just ran out of litmus paper! Alright chemists, where do the mentioned liquids &amp; juices fall on the PH scale?

    <hr...
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    Re: Things you\'d love to say at work, but can\'t.

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    Ever work with one of those people who stands in front of you and rambles endlessly ... after a good 5 minutes of listening to what the...
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    Re: Things you\'d love to say at work, but can\'t.

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    I was LOL from number 1 and tried to keep a running tally of which I liked best, but one was as good or better than the next. These are...
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    Wisdom from Will Rogers

    Oklahoman Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following quotes----

    1. Never slap a man...
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