My girlfriend and I had been

dating for over a year when we decided to get
married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged

me. My
girlfriend? She was a dream! There...

ARE WOMEN HARD TO

PLEASE???

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many

men. It was laid out in five floors,with the men increasing in...

Ths US trade gap soared to to

$55.8B.

Oh, no, that's fact rather than a joke. OK, try this one:




A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

A prisoner escapes from his

California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He

finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of...

A man finds out his wife is

having an affair and full of saddness and anger he hires a hitman.

One day, when he knows his wife is due for a

visit from her lover, the husband and the highly...

A warning for women and

advice for men

This is one Very smart man!!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women

differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole...

A male co-worker walks up

very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells

nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it...

Two old ladies were

outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a

condom, cut off the

end, put it over her cigarette, and...

A blonde, wanting to

earn some extra money, decided to hire

herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do

neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first...

Two old guys are

pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about

that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying...

After her business goes bust,

a blonde woman named Sharon finds herself in dire financial trouble – so desperate, in fact, that she resorts to

praying. ‘God, please help me,’ she wails....

Dear Systems

Analyst,

I am desperate for some help!
I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

and
found that the new program began unexpected child processing and...